Originally posted by Metazoanhaddock
dude, his sister is fat, i think even CK has his standards.
Exactly. No loud curly brown haired women with brown eyes that can't cook. All they end up doing is screaming at their husbands all day while being baffled at the idea of making cookies without store bought batter.
love useless awful group of women that spend all day doing their damnedest to cheat on their husband with various delivery drivers while spending all of his money and complaining. I don't want to end up absolutely miserable like everyone in my neighborhood because a Corvette doesn't fix a love atrocious wife. I rank ghetto women above them, they're that bad.
Those are my standards you asshole^
PS communism isn't a party, it's responsible for several large scale genocides but then again you're like 13 or some useless age like that so who cares right cause the picture is sooooooo funny and Green Day (the awful band that has been milking the retard teat since I was 10, kinda like Disturbed, which is another example of that) said america is bad. MEN IN THEIR 40's (seriously they're mostly that old you retards) UNDERSTANDZ MY ISSUEZ AND MY LIFE IS TEH HARD. I HAVE AN OPINION AND LIFE FIGURED OUT
. DAMN MY 40 YEAR OLD MAN TEENAGE ANGST SYMPATHY FEELS GOOD.
EDIT: Bottom paragraphs directed at the illiterate tard that created this thread, not Meta.
EDIT2: You know the Flobots asshole is like 37 and also ranks up pretty high in the cashing in on stupid people category right? What happened to ballsy music? You pussies killed that pretty fast.
EDIT3: Both of my sisters are nowhere near fat, and they're both very intelligent women. The older one runs marathons and is getting a biophysics PhD while the other graduated class president at a very good nursing school. Quit disrespecting them since they've both accomplished more than you ever will and quite honestly they can probably kick your ass (10+ years of Russian ballet means they kick really love hard). Any man that pretends they have a better pair of legs than a Russian ballerina is lying to themselves. My sisters are not available to you since they have standards, and I'm not a Christian so I'm much less likely to be "into" what you're claiming I am using just raw statistics. Go write "touch your sister lolz" somewhere else and shove a flagpole up your urethra.