You are possibly the worst pedobear impersonator ever. For one, you are overdoing it. Pedobear should make a maximum of 1 post a week, otherwise it is overkill and not funny, thus what you are doing now. In summary, piss off.
Boulder Dash was the only good roller coaster.
"or if you're when the hydraulic fluid was dumped out of the motor is goes 200ft up the tower and is like "LOL nope"" - CKMWM 2016
No fast passes, but discounts will be given to those that can reach my Kunt's climax 5 times in an hour. Don't worry, my Kunt is well maintained. However, you must be 18 or older to enjoy it (eat poop alton towers).