Funny Coaster Stories

Well, lets continue our embarrassing stories from the funny CP stories onto here...

While @ SFMW 2 weeks ago, when in line for V2, a group of girls w/ fast passes were standing just outside the station, where all of the lines are. As my bro and I walk thru, they say "Sorry guys, but your line starts back there." I pointed back and said "The line starts here. You know, where I'm at..." THey shrugged and let us thru. I chose to let them waste their fast pass privelage by letting other peeps pass thru, while they shoulda been @ the exit to ride.

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while at SFMM on viper, one of ex's well on the lift, she had a bird poop right on her head, that was funny. happend like year or two ago.

ROFLMFAO!

My cousin peed himself on the grizzely @ PGA in the 4th grade

OMG, thats hilarious!

lol!!!
Onetime at sixflags st. louis i was sitting next to all the college girls on batman and they were wispering one the lift and stuff and i was like, "wat are you talking about" and they just ignored me then when it went down the first drop they screamed out at the top of their voices holy $hlT!!!

Ok...you'd think that a booty scoop seat (SLC trains) would muffle the noise....well, it didnt. Lets see if u can figure what happened out. Hint: I blamed it on the new wheels and bearings.

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fart?

BINGO!

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I knew it!

It was on the lift, which happens to be silent...

one time i was @ santa cruz and i was going on a coaster called 'the mouse' or something like that. well, the operator asked if i was wanting to ride alone and i said yeah. when i was inside the car this large large lady wanted to ride as well so the guy put her with me. i was on the insdie and she was on the outside... well with all the g's you can imagine....she practically squished about 5 pounds off of me. not a pleasent experience

Wait a sec. If you're on the inside, shes on the outside, G's travel outward, so therefore, you'd be squising her unless the train turned both ways so you're on the outside.

heres another of my infamous stories...
I just got off the Boomerang to check out my ride photo. Next to my pic was some girl w/ a really huge mouth. Like an idiot, I pointed up and said "woah dude, she's got a huge mouth!" As I said it, I realized she was 10 ft away from me. I left teh area immediately w/ a red face

no wait a secs. the lady DID squish me because i felt her practically all up on me. and i believe the train did turn both ways.

Six Flags St. Louis:
I was riding The Boss (big woodie) and on the end helix (pulls 3G's) is where the on-ride photo shoot is. Well, I was with 2 of my friends so I was the odd one out sitting by myself when some girl comes up and sits next to me. She looked to be about 9 or 10. I was on the left, she was on the right. The helix banks to the right so she was thrown into me. Being 9 or 10, she weighed very much less than me so she was being thrown around a lot. Not thinking of it, we got off and walked down the 1/4 mile exit path. I get the the photo pickup and there is this hilarious look on my face with this girls head right above my croch and due to the camera angle, the car gets in the way to see her face but all you can see is the top of her head above my croch and my hilarious look. NOTHING HAPPENED, but if you don't know why I thought it looked funny: A) You're extremely slow & B) PM me

lmfao wow thats is pretty funny.

once we went to SFMM near L.a. way. we went on this huge white coaster (i forget the name) and i was riding with my uncle. well i loved the ride but he kept saying "ahhhh mah neck" through the whole ride and i was laughing my butt off at him the whole time. what made it more funny was when he said ahhhh mah neck with his face all scrunched up

do you mean colossus??

Here's some funny stuff that I've heard@SFDL:

"Superman is probably the BIGGEST coaster ever!"

*guy looks up at drop on SROS* "Those people are crazy...How can you go SOO high like that!?"

"I don't trust that wooden coaster...it just doesn't look safe"

*Ride Op speaking* "You will reach over 90 mph!"
(BTW, the ride only goes 70 - 75)

once we went to SFMM near L.a. way. we went on this huge white coaster (i forget the name) and i was riding with my uncle. well i loved the ride but he kept saying "ahhhh mah neck" through the whole ride and i was laughing my butt off at him the whole time. what made it more funny was when he said ahhhh mah neck with his face all scrunched up

-Spaceman

Actually, we never rode Colossus. We rode the brown one, near Thrillshot.....It's called Psyclone....roughest woodie not alive.


While @ sfmw:

Curious rider riding a SLC: How fast does this ride go?

Ride op: About 80 Mph

Me: *says to himself* Liar...only 50 mph

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

Another story,(I have loads)I must share...
One of my best buddies and I were riding Tazmanian Devil (Frisbee) and he decided to spit. I sat next to him while it happened. As the spit (which he was chewing on a string) slowly it departs from his mouth. We sat there as the shapeless wad of string twirled around slow-mo style as slobber swinged off of the string. All of a sudden, it shoots off into someones face...seconds later, you hear: Ew! someone spit on me!

LOL!!!

When i went too cedar point there were these guys in college or somethin behind me on magnum xl 200 and they were sooo anoying and they had the curliest hair i've ever. so it went thru the whole ride and when it got to the end before the last tunnel where it takes ur picture they one was flipping of the camera and the other had his shirt over his head.

About what Intamin Fan said about stupid coaster illiterate guests...

(SFStL or SFoT) Mr. Freeze:

Guest to friend: "How do you think they get that to shoot out of there? There's no chain to pull it up?"

Friend: "I don't know...I think magnets or something?"

Guest: "You're stupid. Magnets go on refrigerators."

Friend: "Yeah...it must be electricity or something."

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I wanted to say that for some odd reason magnets can be made bigger, but I just wanted him to think that [;)]

Then, some guy on the Log Flume asked the ride op how many turns there are on the ride. (Serious question) The ride op looked at him like he was stupid and the guy walked away saying to himself "That was a logical question and he didn't answer it!"

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STUPID! [}:)]

ROFLMFAO!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!

I love that Mr. Freeze one, lol

Yeah, fridge magnets launch it! (Sarcasticly speaking to those who asked) Thats some funny stuff there

one time i was @ sfmw with family and a friend... well he has NEVER been to a theme park (seriously) and we took him on Kong... well when we went down the first hill and throughot the ride he kept saying nonsense words such as "i block you with this 5/3 creature wtih flying..."i take 10 damage from you 2/2 creature" etc... what he waqs saying was what he would say if he were playing a card game we used to play called Magic the gathering. if you don't know what is is go to www.magicthegathering.com and it should tell you about the game.