Slappin Happening

....the no. 7.....
Once I burnt my arm on someone's curling iron thingy and the burn left a mark that appeared to say 'owowowow' and that's exactly what my mouth was sayin'

yea, cats have some of the worst scratches! They bleed and bleed! but eva see a cat fight[lol] they go and go till they pass out or die. hair flying everywhere, dam![lol] its awesome! i used to have a psycotic cat and he always did wut spaceman's did. thats the cat i wud see in fights, and hes still alive.[:)]

ROFLMFAO on the owowowow. did it hurt that bad gummie

Speaking of cats, my brother was looking at his cat and at it cuz of the look he did. (the cat looked like (0.0) with it's eyes. The cat soon jumped up, and smacked him right next to his eye for laughing at him.

Thats prob caused he laughed loud and cats are really sensitive to loud noises, but i have a crazy dog who TRYS to knock me down! He runs at full speed and jumps at me and try to get me on the ground. I CANT STAND IT!!!!!! Why cant he be a normal dog that follows you and sits!?

have u trained him? or is he training u?

LOL!! We tried to train him, and when he is on the a leash he is behaved but when he isnt, he is buck wild[:D] and i taught him whistel commands too!

just the other day i started to laugh at my cousin's pit bull for rolling off the couch when she was snapping at the air (she plays like that) well she had this embarressed look and when i turned away from laughing @ her to go in my room she smacked me with her front paw and raked me good with her long old nails. ow! [:O]

Ok, about a week ago, I slammed my own finger in my mom's car door. About 2 minutes ago, I chiped it on the side of my desk and poped it. It is clinging just on one part of my finger and blood I must have let out about 1/4 of a pint or more of blood and it is still bleeding as I type (I am typing with one hand right now). I expect it will fall off tonight (I hope). Anyway that's my story.[B)]

one time at work i was trying to stop a cart from falling over...well it did fall over anyways and it slammed into my shin and i got this huge bump. this woman asked me if i was ok and i said "yeah, but spanish would be relly helpful right now". she laughed because she knew i would be cursing in spanish. thats how bad it hurt.[B)]

lol......how about the time I was in the creek and I slipped on algea, banged my knee on a rock, full force and letting out some cuss words I'd never use...

what kind of words gumball??? have you been naughty?![devilish]anyways i don't blame you...it hurts to be hit on the knee (i've been hit there b4 and on the head geting in and out of a van,

ouch[lol]