Corrupt a wish

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you can not see the posts.

I wish for the job that I am interviewing for

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but it's an unpaid internship.

No wish to backfire.

I wish for the GP to stop being so ignorant.

[afro85]

Granted but for now on the trend will be kiddie coasters and everyone will talk about it!
I wish happy birthday to NL2!!!

Granted, but some stupid person bakes a cake and ice cream for it, and since computer programs can't eat, the stupid person gets angry and sends hate mail to Ole.
I wish for all copies of the worst reviewed Disney/Don Bluth straight to video/DVD animated sequels (e.g. Secret of NIMH 2, Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, much of the Land Before Time series after the first, for example) to be launched into the Sun.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but all good movies and series's go to the sun as well.

I wish for sleep

Granted, but you'll sleep for a year.

I wish for a ride on Fury 325.

[TTD03]

Granted but it gets stuck on the lift hill.
I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it puts you in a coma until true love's kiss.
I wish Five Nights at Freddy's was a first person shooter.

Granted, but the difficulty of the game will be much harder.

I wish for more friends.

Granted, but they never like going on coasters! They are actually amusement park haters.

I wish for a rollback!

Granted, but the train fails to stop and there is a collision in the station.

I wish for a CoasterCrazy t-shirt.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, while riding a junior coaster during the rain, the train barely makes it up the lifthill and starts rolling/sliding backwards, due friction wheels being too slippery.

Granted, a dog finds your package before you do and tears up your CoasterCrazy t-shirt.

I wish for time and motivation to build something again in NL2.

Granted, but as soon as you complete the coaster, the file is corrupted and you lose it.

I wish for the GP to learn about upstop wheels.

Granted, but it becomes as much of a meme as technicolor ponies, complete with its own weird vocal minority.

I wish I could get 'Heartbeat Song' by Kelly Clarkson out of my head.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, the song has been replaced by "Friday" from Rebecca Black.

I wish I knew about the awesomeness from this artist before I went to Japan.

Granted, the artist you know the 'awesomeness' from, is names 'This'. But his music really isn't that good.

I wish for DUCKS, DUCKS FOR ALL!

Granted do, but all of the ducks are dead.

I wish for the weekend to come faster.

[mkingy]

Granted but the weekend also passes faster.

I wish for a woodie at Alton Towers :<

granted but its as bad as gwazi and mean streak

I wish bgt gets more b&ms

Granted, but they're all relocated standups.

I wish for the snow to disappear.

granted but it would be hotter than hell outside

I wish for fury 325 to stay closed till I visit

Granted, but it breaks down on the day of your visit and never opens.

I wish for free food.

Granted, but it's free as in it has complete freedom to do what it wants, so it runs away.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish right away before pressing submit and didn't have to edit my post to type it in.

Granted, but the wish would have been equally as embarrassing

I wish for I wasn't bored.