Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you can only ride it once a year.

I wish for summer.

Granted but so do the swarms of mosquitoes.

I wish good, original yo mama jokes were easier to find.

Denied, they'll never be good.

I wish for 3 day weekends.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but now all the work- and schooldays are extended by 3 more hours to cover up the longer weekend.

I wish for a bottle of liquor

Granted, but you should grab cans of coke, just for park discount!

I wish for velocity, not speed.

Granted, you are not allowed to know your velocity.

I wish for more CoasterCrazy points.

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted, however you're never allowed to spend them.

I wish for nothing

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you'll find a penny in between the pillows on the couch.

I wish for a longer weekend

Granted, in general, 48 hours.

I fully wish for a plenty of 4D Free Spins! (I came to like that style! )

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, they are all constructed in China and North Korea.

I wish for a new car

Granted, it's a reliant robin.

I wish for someone to bring me some breakfast.

Granted, but they take too long delivering your bowl of Rice Krispies so now it's too soggy to enjoy.

I wish I liked to eat sweet potatoes.

Granted, but the first batch would be made out of spoiled potatoes that the diarrhea caused warrants a hospital visit.

(I love sweet potatoes though lol)

I wish I could go to Cedar Point right NOW.

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted, however you are denied entry and banned for life.

I wish Deere could type like an intelligent human

granted for 1 second

I wish people stopped yelling at me

Granted, people start correcting your grammar in order to help you sound better when typing (you know, like we're already doing)

I wish someone would write this 6-8 page English paper for me

[mkingy]

Grnted bt it's writan by deere and they're amzin grammer (sp)

I wish someone would make an awesome NL2 competition

Granted, but the winners don't get anything.

I wish for better service at my local movie theater (last time I went there, the movie started 15 minutes late).

Granted, but the prices increase greatly

I wish to get some awesome pictures of lightning tonight

Granted, but in the process you get struck by lightning yourself.

I wish for coaster season to come faster.

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted but it ends just as soon as it starts

I wish for school to be out already

Granted, but you will soon find out that you have summer school.

I wish to live closer to my home park.

Granted, but coasters are way too loud, yes only 200 to 300 feet away from that park!

I wish to see all coasters made into B&M Wingriders!

Granted but they get monotonous, and coasters like I305, wild mice, and El Locos become death coasters due to lateral G's and clearance problems.

I wish for an official Commander Keen 7, 8, and 9 as opposed to the fan sequels that are just mods of 4, 5, and 6.

^ Unfortunately I don't know what you're talking about that game.

I wish this kind of thread would get sticky! Our dream rants needed!