Corrupt a wish

lol240 wrote:

^ Unfortunately I don't know what you're talking about that game.

Then why post?

As for the sentence with the mark "^", no offence to you at all. Just followed one of the "Corrupt a wish." rules. If you feel offended, sorry about that. Now let's go on with the game.

I wish for there to be no rain or thunderstorms tomorrow.

Granted but a sinkhole opens up right under your house!

I wish my computer would stop freezing on me every ten minutes....

Granted, now it freezes every 30 minutes.

I wish MOTHER 3 would have gotten an official US release.

Granted, but the day will come when a lot of US gamers know the real joy of playing coaster sims, so they will ignore all other games!

I wish for more classic coasters to ride!

Granted, but they all consist of Crystal Beach Cyclone and Flip Flap railway clones.

I wish I'd never become a coaster enthusiast in the first place.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you're now one of those swagfags to lose their hat on a ride. Meanwhile retrieving your hat you'd get decapitated by that specific ride.

I wish for cheaper petrol in our country

Granted, but some clumsy people might mistake that word for "patrol". Cheaper Patrol?!

I wish for more landscaping skills.

Granted, but no one sees your good landscaping.

I wish for short lines and no breakdowns at Valleyfair today.

Granted, but there are long lines meaning all these rides have breakdowns!

... I wish you would love Tremors at Silverwood Theme Park! Adore these curved dips!

Granted, but I will hate every other ride at Silverwood.

I wish for this weather to stay year-round (it's 79 degrees and sunny).

Granted, but the lawns turn ugly and you won't like how they look anymore.

I wish for RMC Twisted Twins to be announced right now.

Granted, but it turns out that it will become an RMC kiddie coaster.

I wish for a ride on Fury 325.

Granted; the ride E-stops at the top of the lift hill, all of you are evac'd, then the media blows the incident SO out of proportion that Carowinds, all Cedar Fair parks, and then, ALL amusement parks in the entire world are forced to shut down because nobody thinks that going to amusement parks is safe anymore. Hey, technically you rode the thing cause you were able to take a seat!

I wish that I could always have a supply of dihydrogen monoxide with me that never runs out.

Granted; Then in a day it kills you.

Wish I could make a living, all expenses paid to travel the world and ride roller coasters

Granted, but only for a week, after that you will never ride coaster again.

I wish to go back to Cedar Point.

Granted, but you actually like other Cedar Fair parks better!

If only B&M giant coasters had backward trains.

Granted, but the backwards trains end up making the ride worse.

I wish I could ride coasters more often.

Granted, but it would be up to your health.

I wish to see a vast coaster wrapping around skyscrapers! +

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted, but due to technical difficulties it remains SBNO for 5 years immediately after opening and then gets dismantled before anyone ever rides it.

I wish weed was legal

Granted, it gets legalized everywhere except for where you live.

I wish for a trip to the SoCal parks.

Granted but due to the drought you have to bring your own water because taking their water is stealing.

I wish someone would recreate this in Mario Maker:

Granted, but heck NO!!!! I f**king loathe these munchers! I'd fail right off the bat!

I wish for Super Mario coaster.

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted, however it's a kiddie coaster and you're too big to ride.

I wish the Jews would stop controlling the media and hoarding all the country's money