Ok name a coaster, any coaster. But If it's Friday it needs to have over 10 letters, on Thursday it has to be 2 words, on Wednesday it needs to start with the letter A, on Tuesday it needs to have more than 3 vowels, on Monday it needs to be a boring coaster and On the weekends the name must have more than 2 words including "the".
There can be no colors in the name and no exclamation points at any time. There ABSOLUTELY cannot be any verbs in the name! If you do say one with a verb you WILL be sent to jail along with Whacko Jacko.
Got it? Now lets go!
:p (This isn't for real but it you want to go right ahead!)