I need some advice!

Like I've said before in some other post: "cool5 is the next greatest comedian of all time."

So yeah, trespass sign and camera. Then submit to police.

[Mikey]

Go over and make small talk to your neighbor, don't forget to mention that someone stole the tomatoes you were growing for your infectious disease research. Explain how you hope no one ate them, because then they would be infected with the ID-10-T strain of viri. A incurable mutating super bug that eats a person alive from the inside out....

No! Make it the T Virus

Sic one of these on her.

[slosprint]

Well, I'm on stakeout with my video camera. I hope to know in less than an hour whether it was her or not. Our car has been moved to our neighbor's driveway so she thinks nobody is at home.

Maybe it was birds.

Good luck on the stakeout, man. Make sure you have a water gun with you, though, so you can run at her screaming like a madman with a gun.

[slosprint]

Damn, the thunder drove her away... Perhaps tomorrow will be better...

Yay good luck,Nuke her!

When you say the thunder drove her away, did she not come out at all, or go out, scream or something, and hightail it back? 'Cause that makes for a halarious mental picture.

Originally posted by Tanks4me

Sic one of these on her.

She's old. 2 zerglings would do the trick.

lol a SCV could take her in a second. Two Zerglings would be more then enough.

Give her this swingset in real life. She can swing on it until the Fat Boy bomb detonates.

[Paradox]

Nice bump

[Dirk_Ermen]

Paradox wrote:

Nice bump

Agreed, too bad it's old content.

Deez suggestions they're getting is coastercrazy, I know a better solution, get acid and pour it on her face. Or just eat mac and cheese. .-. I don't know.

Why would you bump a thread from 5 years ago? *facepalm*

[Paradox]

RollerCoaster1234 wrote:

Deez suggestions

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