You know you're a coaster geek if...

^me x1000.

...you consider watching the Cedar Point webcams for an hour to be quality entertainment.
...you have a coaster-related ringtone on your phone.

^ I need to bump this, too!

You flex your tricep in the mirror and the first thing you think of is "hey, that reminds me of a Euro-fighter drop."

[Metazoanhaddock]

SkyArrow wrote:

You flex your tricep in the mirror and the first thing you think of is "hey, that reminds me of a Euro-fighter drop."

DO U EVEN LIFT BRO?

...you've ever asked your parents about what coasters you rode as a young child to make sure your coaster count is accurate.

[mkingy]

SkyArrow wrote:

You flex your tricep in the mirror and the first thing you think of is "hey, that reminds me of a Euro-fighter drop."

I feel you bro, I'm all flexin' my biceps in the mirror mirin' all like "yo that's two huge B&M giga hill right there, where's the turnaround?" then I spin round to 'mire my back muscles all like "there's the turnaround".

^we need a button for posts like this with this much win

like TPR's nina button. *Prepares for incoming rant about TPR

Looks like I need to bump this thread!

... you think these people are awesome!



Overjoy!

[Mr. Freeze]

When you are sad because the closest park to you was a 10-15 minute drive and now it is almost an hour

-You go to a State Fair and think that despite all there is to do and look at, you think the carnival is the main event and everything else (concerts, animals, food, shows, etc.) are just filler.
-You want to get pregnant so you can feel the baby jump around in your tummy when it gets bigger so it will feel like a roller coaster drop. Since you shouldn't ride anything while pregnant, it seems like a suitable substitution.
I hope no one is this heartless:
-After getting pregnant, you realize getting knocked up was a mistake because you shouldn't get on any roller coasters while pregnant, and you're so impatient that you decide to have an abortion so you can ride again.

[Mr. Freeze]

^lol on the last one.
When you make an application to Cedar Point with TTD03, just to say that you applied for CP

...you plan on waking up early on Thursday morning for the Six Flags announcements.

Dreaming of riding a coaster and wake up with your hands in the air

VF15 wrote:

...you plan on waking up early on Thursday morning for the Six Flags announcements.

this

I have to wake up at 6 for school anyway so I'll see it regardless

[mkingy]

SkyArrow wrote:

-After getting pregnant, you realize getting knocked up was a mistake because you shouldn't get on any roller coasters while pregnant, and you're so impatient that you decide to have an abortion so you can ride again.

The inverse of that is...

-You want to get pregnant so you have a valid excuse to go to small family theme parks and ride childrens coasters without getting dodgy looks from ride ops.

[Mr. Freeze]

When TTD03 and Blase Rhine ask you to give up your sleep to a Six Flags Announcement, and you agree to get up with them

-You post No Limits 2 videos and off-ride videos of photogenic looking coasters on PornHub
-You buy an Ab Coaster, and when it arrives it isn't what you thought at all, so you call it false advertising
-You use your Ab Coaster to work out, and you count it as a new credit
-You generally care more about the roller coasters than about the waterpark

...your computer's desktop background is coaster/park related.

(Here's my background.)

^true that. My background is a slideshow of coaster renderings I made in Blender

...you ride a bike down a very hilly road and all you can do is try to get as fast as possible to get as much air as possible.
...you don't get arrested for going over that same road at 70mph+ in a car.
...you do get arrested but then you try to explain the science behind why you shouldn't get arrested because the cop is a coaster geek to.

... you shout "Lateral Force!" while steering down the sharp bends in a bike!

[Paradox]

-You know that Robb Alvey is the embodiment of every terminal illness in the world and more.

... you know Robb is actually the coaster term nazi!

[mkingy]

You literally run to the Helter Skelter at Bestival because lats.