Also, okay yeah I get it parks should grab any records they can. As far as marketing, your promo looks good if it has as many "-est coaster in the ____" taglines. But this one is like genuinely bothering me lol.
"The worlds first launched wooden coaster.
Also, the fastest launched wooden coaster."
Would nobody, even general public (??), find this logic strange?
No f&$%ing s#!t it's the fastest launched wooden coaster. It's the only one. It's the everythingest everything launched wooden roller coaster. I'm done ranting
