Metazoanhaddock wrote:
We here at the staff are hard at work to identify and fix the issue causing our downtime ASAP. In the mean time please remain calm (no laptop throwing) and maybe try this odd thing called Life (I know, weird concept). We'll keep you updated as we know more. Thank you for all your cooperation and support, we truly appreciate it.
-Staff
Life...? Is that something that you can swing by and pick up at Wal-mart, or...?