Inverted woodie could work, but I don't really see the point in it. There would be no view per say, with all teh structure, and there couldnt be OTS restriants either. No worries about wear and tear, because the PTC adn NAD trains running on many woodies are far heavier then any steelie train. *Caugh far better too*.
About woodies being boring, I can see how you would say that if all you have ridden is those. As IF397 said, Colossus at Heide isn't a woodie. Its an Intamin hyper built out of wood. Colossus at SFMM is just a horrible ride to begin with. I am sure it was good at some time, but the slow trains, bad trackwork, and brakes make for one boring ride. Mean streak has the same deal going, used to be great, but has been tamed beyond belief. Blue streak is still a fun ride, and one of my favorites at CP, but it was a family coaster from the get-go. Pretty sad that CP's best ride is a family coaster.
Its strange that you have been to only parks with bad wooden coasters. Takes talent to get all that luck
. Most woodies blow everything metal out of the water, as steelies usually have only positive gs, and cramped, uncomfortable trains. Woodies give all the positive Gs of steelies, plus great airtime and laterals. Having ridden over 30 woodies to date, at least 15 of them are better then every single steel coaster I have been on. Saying alot when I have been on more then 90 steel coasters.....
To be honest, many steel coasters don't do it for me anymore, because I have ridden stuff like Boulderdash, Raven, Shivering timbers, Cornball Express, Screeching Eagle, Phoenix. Most of CP bores me, as do most B&Ms(no offense to anyone). They just don't pack the thrill I desire.