Stupid Question - Stupid Answer Game!

This is how it works.

Someone asks a stupid question such as: If we have a game boy, where is the game girl?

Someone would reply: Out dating the game cube etc

after each reply you post to a stupid question you must then ask a stupid question yourself

I'll start [approve]

Do butcher shops qualify as department stores on Thursdays?

[Oscar]

hmmm

fine if knowone wants to play, seemed like fun to me [:(!]

maybe it's just me but I don't get it. Sorry edge try another one like :

If black boards are green whay do they call them black?

Cause the first chalk was black.

Why do some mice move using their eye?

because there eyes are rollerball's

Do dogs own wallets?

Why? They already own "coats".

Why do some humans look more like monkies than others?

[gouldy]

Because, some humans haven't evolved as much, take southeners for example! hahaha.

On Noahs ark, howcome there wasn't 2 people?

Whoa! major diss to people in the south. (That's cruel) [:)]

There weren't two cuz ummm... there were 8. Noah, his wife, his 3 sons and each one had a wife.

What do you call 47 men sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl.

[gouldy]

GAY!

Why do people like american football????? [confused]

there waiting for a meteor to come down a take out the opposing teams quarterback

why cant fish fly?

[gouldy]

Because their feathers are wet. hahaha

What is the meaning of life???

to simultaneously drink a cup of water whilst doing a backflip of a blind mans head

Why isnt the sky brown?

[gouldy]

Becasue there isn't enough fart gas, erm, methane up there, that'd turn it a nice cacky shade of brown, so lets all fart a load of times, do our bit for turning the sky brown

Whats cheese, if cream is milk thats gone off???

cheese is cream once its come back out

is it possible to open an umbrella on the 3rd thursday of august if your standing on a log?

[gouldy]

Well, that can only be answered if we know the trigonometric ratio of the log in proportion to time of day, but i can say that it would average around about 2.5 and a quater point 3. Which is obviously yes

If you cannot see past your stomach because you are too fat, how is it possible to know if you are male or female, considering all the mirrors have been destroyed, everyone else is dead, and you have no arms???

Try falling flat on your face if something busts your a male if not your a female.

If If the earth was once one giant continent. Will it ever be again.

[gouldy]

Probably, i mean, that was 75,000,000 years ago, and according to the people of the science, the sun will implode 300,000,000 years time, so there is plenty of time for it to do it again aint there.

Is there any way of totalising the multi dimension field monsters, output of terrawaves upon the night sky?

I didn't quite get your question...

Why do they call it Wal-Mart if most of the items are on the floor?

Because the Mart is on the Wal!

Why is the name of this site WeeWeeSlap?

so we can be slapped by wee wees.

Why do they call dog buscuits dog buscuits when they are not made out of dog?

it's for dogs...Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

[gouldy]

A brown bell.

What is the trajectory of a small nut, flung from the top layer of a 12 storey office block, at a speed of 17m/s and at an angle of 78 degrees??? (earth gravity)

an old womens head


Is there such thing as tommorrow?

[gouldy]

Well tomorrow certainly never comes, so in a physical sense no. But if we were talking about the mental state of people in alaska, then indeed my freind, i would have to be inclined to say yes.

Of course Pie and chips is the best dish, but which pie? is it chicken and mushroom or steak and kidney, bare in mind this is the choice that i have just been given for lunch, and i cant decide, so please tell me.