Stupid Question - Stupid Answer Game!

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Whilst in a race you take over the person which is last. What position are you now in?

Second to last.

If it's zero degrees outside, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be tomorrow?

Zero degrees

If your in a race and you past the person in 2nd place which place are you in?

[gouldy]

1st or 3rd depending on which way you passed the person in second

is my computer broken???

no, it's just not functioning properly.

How far can a person run into the woods?

As far as they can until running out the other side.

If a bunch of cats pile on top of each other, can it be a dog pile?

Only if one is a crossdresser.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, why isn't anything free yet?

Whilst in a race you take over the person which is last. What position are you now in?

You thought second to last? nope. How can you take over the person in last place (you would be last)

If you take over the 2nd person in a race what position are you then in?

Second Place

Its not free, but there just giving stuff away [;)][;)]

If a chicken lays an egg on top of a flat barn roof which way will it roll?

Originally posted by The Edge

If a chicken lays an egg on top of a flat barn roof which way will it roll?

If a chicken lays an egg on a hard roof it will crack therefore the insides juicing everywhere...so, my final answer (Regis is my idol [:D] ) would have to be...it will roll <crack> under the chicken. Weren't expecting that, were you? [:p] I am really hyper and need to go to bed [sillyme] Anyway...that was a bit too off topic even for the Off Topic Discussion.

And then the ultimate question...

Which came first...the chicken or the egg? (Please no religious sermons...this is a fun & games type of thing) [blah]

[oilwar]

neither...the single celled stuff came first.

Why is it called 'Rush-Hour' when the cars are driving slow?

Because thgaht's when everyone wants to rush home.

If you stick buttered toast on a cat's back, which way will the cat land?

-Cosmo

"Cause I gotta cut loose, footloose"

it wont actualy land. You will create a hover craft, same if you stuck two sides of buttered toast together

A man walks up to you in the street and says 'everything i say to you is a lie' is he telling the truth or lying?

He 'd be lying if he meant it.

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Why cant you always hunt ducks?

Because sometimes you need to hunt for chicks

What do you get when you combine Boy George and Michael Jackson?

You dont want to know...

Why did they make a Game Boy and not a Game Girl?

[gouldy]

They did make a game girl, it was a limited edition pink see through one, that was only released in japan, so yeah.

Whats pink and fluffy?

the decor is gouldys bedroom [r][lol]

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

one is a transexual.

what happens if a seagul flies over a bay?

[gouldy]

People eating food, get a new kind of sauce they didn't ask for

thanks edge for that comment about the decor in my room [pdie]lol. actually, the answer was - Pink fluff. but i think your answer was funnier.

How small is the worlds smallest thermometer????

your wrong, the answer was Baygles, get it, ha ha ha, what a punny joke.

1 meter?

[gouldy]

nope, 75 nanometers across, bare in mind that, 1 nano meter is 1 billionth of a meter. and it is 10,000 nanometers long, just an interesting fact there, well not interesting, but yeah.

new question - Jane or Lucie???

Jane.

Why do they call a whole bunch of cars lined up a traffic jam if jam isn't raly made from traffic?

Jam has more than 1 meaning.

why is white/gray or brown unfired clay called 'greenware'?

[gouldy]

yes!

Why hasn't anyone invetented a teleporter that works?