the theme park-based jokes thread

post your jokes here! they can be about anything associated with theme parks.
to start off here's one i thought of earlier this afternoon:

J: what did the ride operator say when the dentist asked him to open his mouth?

A: Galacticaaaaaaaaa!

[slosprint]

Valleyfair.

Mount Olympus.

[Coasterkidmwm]

slosprint wrote:

Valleyfair.

I second this joke.

[Paradox]

VF15 wrote:

Mount Olympus.

We can just expand this to the entirety of Wisconsin

[Coasterkidmwm]

B-B-B-bbbbbut muh Packerz

Valravn.

Phobia at Lake Comphounce!

[Paradox]

lol240 wrote:

Phobia at Lake Comphounce!

WHAT

^ Oh well, my joke is just a fail...

XLR8R wrote:

Valravn.

10/10

My social life

Wait this is theme park based jokes?

-Yo mama's so ugly she's used as a prop for Kings Island's Halloween Haunt
-Yo mama's so ugly she made The Smiler stop smiling
-Yo mama's so fat when she went to Six Flags Magic Mountain the general public thought the park had installed a giga coaster.
-Yo mama's so hairy she was the real inspiration for Kings Island's Beast
-Yo mama's so stupid she asked if this had any loop-de-loops.
-Yo mama's so old she rode Leap the Dips on its very first opening day.
-In Soviet Russia, Storm Chases you!
-A kid wearing a Finn hat enters Six Flags Great Adventure and is asked "What time is it?" He says "It's Great Adventure Time!
-The Bat. Drop Tower. InvadR. 10 inversion Roller Coaster. Was King Asgore in charge of naming these rides?

Fireball "Looping Coaster". As if Six Flags hadn't burned themselves with bad advertising and rides already. The GP already has bronchitis from breathing all the smoke they make from lighting any original ideas on fire.
And VR coasters. Park goers are nearly blind to logic about the rides, why not blind them even more?!

#roasted

"Stratosphere" Tower is actually double the height of a Poler Coaster!