OK!
Let's get this started with some disclosure. The following is a complete account of what I received for free from the park; and while I hope it won't affect my review whatsoever, it's important I let you guys know what I got so you can decide if I'm a sellout. Free stuff is as follows:
- 1 Admission ticket to the park
- 1 Shiny red Superman cape
- 8 oz Birthday Cake Fudge, with a Superman sticker on it saying "This Changes Everything!" (Haven't eaten it yet, will let you know if everything changes.)
- 1 Media VIP lanyard with 2 interchangeable cards
- 1 Locker rental outside Superman
- 1 Brunch (2 strips of bacon and some sort of French Toast idk what it was)
- 1 Folder with a fact sheet, and a sheet with a bunch of corporate buzzwords
- 1 Evil glare from Miss Bay State
These were the first things I ever got for free from Six Flags.
With that out of the way; here's how the day went. I waited at the gate with a few other people; A radio crew, the 1%, an angry lady, Ms Bay State, her assistant, her mysterious glass box (more on them later), and a man with a ladder. The gates opened and we were given the full TSA inspection. Metal detectors, beeping wands, baskets for things. I must say they really did well with the airport theme for the front gates. The guy behind the detector asked me what was in the bag. I said fudge, a cape and a folder. He looked at me like I was crazy, looked in the bag, then let me through. The park was practically empty at that point, which made for a nice walk down to Superman.
- Scream Tower, angry lady, and the 1%
- Security guard with his cleanin' and beatin' stick
- A deserted midway
- Scream Tower being eaten by a tree
- First glimpse of Superman
- Paint looks great!
- Missed a spot
- Discount Stomp
- Hope that glare doesn't leak through the VR. More on that later.
I have go out to dinner. I'll get into details on the VR and rides later on.
Boulder Dash was the only good roller coaster.
"or if you're when the hydraulic fluid was dumped out of the motor is goes 200ft up the tower and is like "LOL nope"" - CKMWM 2016