Corrupt a wish

^ However you'll perhaps see the Great White getting RMCed. (That shouldn't happen!)

... I wish for something special!

Granted, but everyone else will soon receive it as well, therefore making it no longer special.

I wish for Cedar Fair to build Intamin coasters again.

Granted, but now they only build millennium force clones at Cedar Point...

I wish that I won't get sleep insomnia tonight because of christmas

Granted. You have a dream about riding a multi-launch, Taron-inspired RMC with a 500 foot drop, and waking up from that makes you mad. Also in your dream, you look physically fitter than IRL.

I wish Donald Trump sounded just like J.K. Simmons.

How could I be more physically fit? 0.o Crazy...

Granted, but now Hillary sounds like Donald Trump

I wish I was more physically fit.

^ However you think like you're fit, only at amusement parks!

I seriously wish a lot of people would ride "CC Track Exchange" coasters!

[Xenon]

Granted, but apparently your wish sounds so serious that I'll let the downside slide on this one.

I wish humanity would forget that 2016 ever happened.

Granted. Now 2017 becomes 2016.

I wish this song was actually included on her debut album:

Granted, but now it is the only song on the album.

I wish people could just get along with each other.

Granted, now we're all communists.

I wish at least one person would notice my posts on the "What are YOU doing in NL2 right now?" thread

^ Don't worry! I know that you're posting yours there!

I wish I could upload some 'NL1' coasters on the Exchange in the near future!

[Xenon]

Granted, but people will ignore them.

I wish I didn't have such a horrendous metabolism

(Thanks, lol240 :P)
Granted, but now you can't eat food, but it doesn't appeal much to you anyways.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward.

Granted, but now you become overly social.

I wish I was a more creative person.

granted but now everything you make is a little too creative (if you know what I mean)

I wish I could teleport to any theme park I want at will lol

Granted but when you teleport you instantly turn into green jelly and you die a slow, painful death

I wish for world peace

Granted, but it's this world peace.

I wish that when I die, I can manipulate objects and go back 4 minutes before a person's death (who's been dead for less than a day) to change their fate, like in Ghost Trick.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but you turn out to be the cause of those peoples death.

I wish for 6ft of snow in The Netherlands.

Granted, but it will cause your home to go without power for a week.

I wish for slow drivers to get out of the left lane.

[Xenon]

Granted, but they run all red lights.

I wish for another puppy.

granted but it dies as soon as it gets home

I wish for cookies

Granted but they're not gluten free.

I wish for SeaWorld to change Electric Eel's name to something good.

granted, Electric Eel will now be called "stop complaining, the name's fine jesus: the ride" from now on

That works

[Xenon]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Bolbi would love children of all shapes and sizes