Ok it's about time I started a topic for this or something, never really got around to it but woohoo, now I have a place to share my theme park adventures.
This Thread will include pics from my planned trips this year, and so fourth (all tho no plan for next year) which means it will include the New Mexico-Las Vegas meet and also the Germany meet. Also Cedar Point was another. I've never been to Castle Amusement Park either so I want to go check that place out, too bad their Fabbri mouse is SBNO.
So I went to Coney Island about a week ago, and I have to say I really did enjoy it. It's a fun, semi-little park with lots to do, what more could you ask for?
Now, buckle the f*ck up because this is going to be a long one.
Overall Park Thoughts:
I really like this park, honestly. It's in a bit of a sketchy place in Brooklyn (gotta be honest, I thought I'd be mugged on the two block walk from the uber to Cyclone) but once you get into the park that all goes away. It's actually really clean and well-kempt, the bathrooms being the exception, although I almost never expect those to be clean. They had a really great selection of flat rides too, including one of my favorite, the Air Race. I find these rides to be absolutely awesome and they're easily one of my favorite flats. They also had some other interesting rides like that one parachute ride that keeps popping up at IAAPA and also a Disko and a Log Flume. They also had the newer version of the Enterprise, which I quite liked as well. One flat (albeit defunct) that was especially eye-catching was the old parachute jump attraction, which has stood in its location for just over 75 years. The staff was really great as well, and they were all super funny and entertaining. Specifically three ops on the Air Race, that would sing along to the music playing on the speakers at the park and just generally screw around on the ride's speaker system. They were great. If I did have one complaint it's that Cyclone and Thunderbolt are not included in the wristband. I get that they're the two destination coasters but all the other rides not included on the wristband would be upcharge attractions in a normal park anyways. It upsets me slightly that coasters, which would not be uncharges at a general admission park, kinda technically are. Each coaster is $10, and the other attractions not on the wristband are $12. So at least they're being a bit generous.
General Park Pics
Welcome to Luna Park, Coney Island.
Zenobio Flat. It costs $12 bucks to ride, and it's really fun too. Great views. Unfortunately this is one of the only pictures of a flat I took that day, I lost a couple others
Of course, there were beautiful beach views for everyone to admire.
Cyclone
Of course the destination coaster here is the World Famous Coney Island Cyclone, a classic woodie built in 1927. Let me tell you, this is the most absolutely, god damn insane thing I've ever done in my life, and I've stood at the edge of some sketchy platform 900 feet in the air and jumped off a Las Vegas casino. It's genuinely impressive that Cyclone beats that level of insanity in such a tiny little coaster. But this ride remains relatively untouched by the modern amusement industry. It was quite alike time-traveling back to the 1930s, because the lapbar was at least a few inches from your waist and safety procedures were minimal. I'd only been on two truly classic wooden coasters, both Giant Dippers in Cali, before experiencing Cyclone. They'd all been "modernized" with new Morgan(?) trains and had lapbars that descended completely onto your waist, and also hydraulic station gates. Cyclone had none of those things. It was basically just a platform and the trains, which were authentically 1920s style. I'm not sure if they're replicas or not though. And like I said earlier, this thing is insane. Especially the airtime, the first drop in particular. As I mentioned, the lapbar is at least a few inches from your waist so you, quite literally, fly. Over the drops, your waist is pressing against the lapbar so you are at least a couple inches from the seat. It's pretty awesome, seriously. In the back row the airtime feels like it could go FD3 pretty damn quick. This ride is seriously awesome. I also got to experience it, back row, in really heavy rain as well, which added to the awesomeness.
Overall I'd give it an 8.5/10, I do believe the coaster is a bit short and a tad lacking (or else it'd have a solid 9) but the capacity is great and the ride-ops are seriously fun people.
Worth it O-meter: 9/10. If you are in the area I highly recommend you ride this, at least just this. Seriously. It's worth at most a 2 hr drive, I promise. Cyclone is a $10 "upcharge" attraction (it's not included in the wristband) and it's worth every. Single. Penny.
Pics:
The Coney Island Cyclone!
Did I mention that the ride turns 90 this year? Yeah, it's really old.
Looking up the (really wonky) lift hill...
Coney Island Cyclone, where all modern safety standards go to die. (Also hi, that is, in fact, me in the pic.)
Cyclone in the rain.
Tickler
The second coaster we rode was Tickler (Not Thunderbolt) because we wanted to get every coaster in the main area of the park done. This coaster is a generic Zamperla 420STD spinning coaster, and it opened in 2010. Now let me start off by saying I hate wild mice. Hate them. So I think the best way to describe this ride is "Everything you hate about Wild Mice but spinning." It was okay at best, honestly. The ride has some fun little dips and quirky little elements that really add to the experience, but the hairpin turns were nothing short of terrible. Before this I'd never actually been on a spinning mouse and I can't say that I'd ever do it again for fun, only for the credit. The restraints were terrible and the cars have 0 padding, might I add. And because it spins, it means the car rocks ever so slightly. Like if you try hard enough with multiple people you can rock it pretty well, so it was slightly terrifying to tilt like 3 degrees outward on the hairpin turns. I know, I'm a wimp Overall, this ride is pretty meh.
Overall I'd give it a 6/10. It was lacking in a lot of areas, but still fun in places.
Worth it O-meter 1/10. Not a destination coaster at all, and I don't recommend that you ride it if you are pressed for time. Only ride if you have ample free time/want the credit.
Pics:
Hi again. Yeah this was the only one I took, I didn't deem it necessary to take more because this ride is ugly too.
Circus Coaster
Once again, we wanted to get all the coasters done in the main area. So Circus Coaster, a small kiddie coaster, was next on the list of things to do. I don't have much to say about this ride, honestly, and I didn't even take any pictures of it. It's kinda just... there... I guess. It's really nothing special, even as far as kiddie coasters go. It's kinda fun if you sit in the back row, it whips you around pretty good, kinda like E&F Miler coasters do. Far as the comfort goes, it's pretty typical Zamperla. (aka not that good) The restraint was kinda uncomfortable but it was still better than Tickler's, and the seats were at least padded a little bit, too. It has a pretty bad rattle, a lot like Tickler but less bad, and it has an awful jolt on the lift hill.
Overall I'd give it a 3/10. It's a kiddie coaster so naturally I'm not going to especially enjoy it. As far as kiddie coasters go it's probably a solid 7.5/10.
Worth it O-meter: 0/10. It's not worth it at all to ever drive 5 minutes down the road to this coaster unless you want the credit. It's nothing special.
Thunderbolt
Next up was the big guy. This ride is a pretty large, imposing ride, easily the largest in the park. If you were to fit it into the main park it'd probably take up most or all of the space. It's actually pretty awesome, as far as Zamperla coasters go at least. I frequently see this ride being bashed in the face with a hammer by most enthusiasts because of the rattle and the restraints, both of which are taken way out of proportion in these reviews. Usually, at least. I found Thunderbolt to be relatively rattle-y, but I've come to expect that from Zamperla rides. Except maybe Pony Express. But it's not that bothersome on the ride. A rattle is usually only a bad thing on rides that have OTSR restraints (I.e. Arrow Loopers or Scream at MM) Sure, it vibrates the seat a bit but that's it really. Rides are always better rattle-less tho. The restraints had a slight problem though... When you're idle in the station, they are absolutely the most uncomfortable restraint ever made ever. Ever. At all. It's really terrible actually, and it's bothersome especially waiting for dispatch, but when you're actually traversing the course it's not bad at all. It does get in the way of the airtime, just a tad. Speaking of which, this ride also has some of the most underrated hang/airtime I've ever personally experienced. It's seriously fantastic, and if you've ever watched an offside you'll see how fast it whips over those hills. Videos do not do them justice.
Overall I'd give it a 7.5/10, it has its problems] but overall it's a really fun ride if you know how to enjoy it.
Worth it O-meter 5/10. If you're within a, say, 30 minute drive it might be worth it but if you have to travel more than an hour it's not a destination coaster. It's also a $10 "unpcharge" attraction, much like Cyclone. I don't personally think it was worth the money but if you want the credit go for it.
You had to walk down a pretty good section of boardwalk to get to the ride.
Thunderbolt, in all its glory. I apologize dearly for the finger, I only looked at it after we left the park. Can't retake it again.
Soarin' Eagle
Oh yeah, we saved the best for last. And by best I mean worst. I think you get the joke. Anyways, Soarin' Eagle is your average, terrible Zamperla Volare. It is unique in that it is the only one to have ever been relocated. It operated at Elitch Gardens before being moved to Luna Park. Now before this I had never been on a Volare, and I have to say I never want to ride one ever again. Although I probably will, for the credit, of course of course. But this ride really sucks. The flying position is incredibly uncomfortable and you have to practically climb a ladder to load into the trains. It's also not a typical flying coaster in the sense that you are in a standing position while flying, not the usual sitting position found on B&M and Vekoma flyers. The restraints, if you can even call them that, are incredibly uncomfortable and just horrible, it takes all the turns in such an awkward way, and the dips are barely fun. It's too forceful for its own good, as well, and it becomes really bothersome towards the end of the ride.
Overall I'd give this ride a 3/10. Legit enjoyed Circus Coaster more than this POS.
Worth it O-meter: 1/10. Since it's included in the wristband I can at least give it some credit, but if it wasn't I wouldn't recommend spending the money. It's not worth it at all.
Pics:
Looking down the midway at Eagle's admittedly cool spiral lift.
Literally the only interesting thing about this coaster.
I try my best not to look creepy in these pics I swear.
Steeplechase
(aka Steplches aka The Coney Pony)
And alas, the grand finale. I actually enjoyed this ride, a lot. It's really fun and really fluid and it has a little bit of hops that provide less-than-floater-but-still-fun airtime. It isn't better than Pony Express is, but it's still really enjoyable. I understand that motocoaster restraints can be uncomfortable but they aren't that bad on-ride, alike Thunderbolt. The main problem comes with the brakes. So if I have to recommend anything while riding, it's that you should brace at the end of the ride. Otherwise, have at it. It's smooth, so you can put your hands up and really enjoy it. It also has a pretty impressive launch for its size, something I've come to expect from Zamperla motocoasters. The locals call it some funny names as well, and the one I heard most common was "The Coney Pony" which I god damn love. Just a little interesting tidbit of info.
Overall I'd give it an 7.5/10. I actually did enjoy this ride more Thunderbolt by a very slight margin, but that's mostly because it has almost 0 rattle. Like I said, rattle ain't bad but it helps if it's never there.
Worth it O-meter 3/10. Since it's included with the wristband it's worth it if you have time/want the credit. However it's not a coaster you'd drive too far to ride, and it's far from a destination coaster. Still cool though.
Station. Thanks for photobombing the pic, random guy. (That's my uncle)
One of the so-called "Coney Ponies"
And that wraps it up. I really did enjoy this park, and it's nice, and totally worth it to visit especially if you're in NYC.
For the overall park score I'm gonna give it an 8.5/10. Like I said, great selection of rides, fantastic staff, and super clean. Pretty impressive considering where it's located in Brooklyn. (No offense, New Yorkers.)
Worth it O-meter: 8/10. It's a really good park and if you're in the general area of New York City or even the half of the Hudson in NJ it's worth the ~45 minute drive (No traffic, that is.)
Thanks for reading this if you actually did btw.
More TRs coming soon, specifically a special opening day one on Saturday.