You know you're a coaster geek if...

...you're binge-watching coaster POVs for hours when you should be studying for finals.

- You know that you're a generous coaster geek if you seriously love the "high-five" action with single riders!

You have your high school graduation ceremony at Freedom Hall, but you walk away from your graduation and right over to Kentucky Kingdom since you have a pass, it's right next door, and your graduation is way too boring. Even if it means skipping your diploma.

... you're not scared of a seatbelt-only airtime part where your body floats!

... you kinda really want magic tracks so you can make a dope kiddie coaster.

... you tend to mistake sanyo for senyo! Is it just me or...

In your Pokemon game, you nickname Steelix "RMC Onix"

... if you think RMC also means "Are (R) My Coasters... good or bad?"

You think a roller coaster should be built on top of Trump's border wall.

...half of the music you listen to is from a park or reminds you of one.

^...or when I'm in a part of a video game with music that reminds me of themeparks, I just stay around longer and get happy!

Your favorite level in Cuphead is 'Carnival Kerfuffle' just because of the roller coaster. And then you try to recreate said roller coaster in either Planet Coaster or No Limits 2.

... you can ride any SLC with your arms out to the side without feeling pain and getting dizzy! I can!

You want there to be 324 sequels to Kung Fury just so that there can be a Kung Fury 325.

One reason you state that the US is the greatest country in the world is because it has more roller coasters than any other nation on Earth. Bonus points if that's the only reason.

??? you associate some sounds you hear in daily life to rollercoaster sounds
??? you disagree with your physics teacher who says that rollercoasters can't hit 5g and start a discussion about that

You watch random videos of people visiting parks you've recently been to.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Soko wrote:

One reason you state that the US is the greatest country in the world is because it has more roller coasters than any other nation on Earth. Bonus points if that's the only reason.

*Dem feels when you know this isn't true and that both Europe and China both have a lot more Rollercoasters. Which are nations too.

- You see a rollercoaster for less than a second in a random ad on TV and then promptly rewind the TV to figure it what coaster it is
- As a kid you used wooden train sets to make coaster layouts
- You have memorized some coaster layouts the point where you can play them back in your head when you're bored

[Dirk_Ermen]

smartguy86 wrote:

- You see a rollercoaster for less than a second in a random ad on TV and then promptly rewind the TV to figure it what coaster it is

- You see a rollercoaster in an ad for less then a second and already know which coaster it is.

^Me

smartguy86 wrote:

- You have memorized some coaster layouts the point where you can play them back in your head when you're bored

I do this all the time. Bonus points if you've also memorized some of the long, twisty and/or heavily themed layouts people make in No Limits 2. That seems easier to do with B&Ms than with heavily themed rides or element-dense woodies.

Dirk_Ermen wrote:

- You see a rollercoaster in an ad for less than a second and already know which coaster it is.

I'm guilty of that too lol!

I wrote:

... you think that COVID-19 has ruined all of your "ideal" park visits. :*(

-You actually bothered to visit any theme parks at all in 2020
-You would still go to theme parks even if despite requiring guests to be vaccinated, they still required triple masking, sanitized everything every single ride cycle, and kicked people out just for getting within 5.9 feet of another person
-You watch this Family Guy clip and your first thought is either "why does a wooden coaster have OTSR's?" or "is this supposed to be an RMC hybrid?"

I wrote:

... you can dream of having over 10 to 20 quality coasters easily in your park. :*)