Most likely we are fighting for all the oil over there. We would have been out and gone months ago if:
a) Greenpeace would let us drill for oil in East Jesus Alaska where no one ever even sets foot but that would be ruining the preservations and because Greenpeace is always right (especially about the cow burping thing) we should go forth with every effort to get our oil from the Middle East. Funny because I thought Greenpeace was anti-war yet they constantly provoke it by sacrificing their lives for "sacred land" of nothing!
AND / OR (however you portray it)
b) The oil lobbyists in Washington wouldn't do everything in every oil worker and their mother's status at hand. (No offense to oil workers) We have wasted the past 20 years in Hydrogen, solar, and even Water powered energy because oil lobbyists from Reagan to Bush W. shove it aside and keep on oil. It seems in recent year the hybrid gas/electric cars are gaining popularity, but think about it...if we utilized time and gained knowledge on the technology behind other forms of energy we wouldn't be in Iraq trying to secure our oil demands for future use.
ON A DIFFERENT PAGE...
Although Bush W. doesn't always make good decisions...let me rephrase that...Just because Bush W. doesn't make good decisions does NOT mean that we would be much better off now. In fact, studies have proved that 9/11 would have still occured, (and its BS if you say thats a lie) we'd be laughed at trying to shake hands with everybody, and instead of ATTEMPTING to secure the domestic tranquility and all that president duty jazz, we'd be spending the tax returns on environmental efficient toilets, lockboxes, and cow exasperators (Greenpeace).
YET ON ANOTHER PAGE...
Regardless of Gore's declared recounts and the Florida crap, that would only be for the Popular Vote which in retrospect means nothing to the choice. The Electoral College truly elects the President and the Dimpled Chads and Butterfly Ballots EMBARASSMENT to America would have never took place if people would just stop whining and complaining and get up off their fat a** and do something! So you hate Bush...instead of screamin at the TV and whining to friends STOP B****ING AND YOU F***ING RUN FOR PRESIDENT!
Okay...after all that ranting I have surely insulted someone and don't bother e-mailing me because I will just laugh in your face.
I am free of any and all accusations from stupid people (minus the staff who is not stupid [;)]) because I am confessing that I am not racist, not sexist, not a politicalist, nor a theologist,
I JUST HATE EVERYONE! Being bitter is so fun [8D]
Thank you for your time. [dorkhat]
If the Staff deem this inappropriate please do with it what you wish [:D]