Funny Signatures

Here are some of my various signatures for forums.

Whoever said that getting there is half the fun has not waited in line for 4.5 hours.

Windows 98: A 32 bit extension for a 16 bit shell for an 8 bit operating system, originally written for a 4 bit microprocessor made by a 2 bit company who can't stand 1 bit of competition.

The Sims: Playing house on the computer.

My favorite Signature is Dirk Erman's...

("I hate when people do this: ")

(I like it because my mom does it all the time, and I'm tired of it... but I'm in college now, so I'm allowed to post stuff like this now.)

[GRIM.657]

the coolest sig out there is:
Jimmy cuffed corn and I don't care!