a little help

now one will own me. i will kill u all. dont speak to me like that. u just a fricken loser who wants to be a little smarty. o yeah i figured it out. no help to the loser who tried to help but failed cause he's dumb.

Originally posted by evil clown

now one will own me. i will kill u all. dont speak to me like that. u just a fricken loser who wants to be a little smarty. o yeah i figured it out. no help to the loser who tried to help but failed cause he's dumb.

Look, there's an entire site here that knows you're the one who has no idea what he's doing. You asked for help, so I tried. It was my time. I demand a refund.

Originally posted by evil clown

now one will own me. i will kill u all. dont speak to me like that. u just a fricken loser who wants to be a little smarty. o yeah i figured it out. no help to the loser who tried to help but failed cause he's dumb.

Are you sure you are 16 like your profile says? No capitolization, no punctuation, etc, etc. Not to mention, "I will kill you all"? Uh huh, nice call. you intimidated, lets see, no one.


If ya want help, being nice and polite about it usually gets you the help you need. Being arrogent, snotty and unforgiving usually makes people not want to help. Its nothing personal to you, it applies to all people and all situations. The fact that he took the time to explain to you (I understood him fine) was very nice and supportive. You seemed like you just wanted to take advantage of him.

Originally posted by evil clown

i will kill u all.

um dude, I would watch it when you say things like that because authorities do take threats like that online seriously. Not to long ago on a different message board an individual made a threat to one of their school teachers. Well, the police found out and came and busted the person.

Also, about the whole inversion thing and not wanting to learn about making proper hills a learning the basics first. This saying works wonders in situations like these: You need to learn to crawl before you learn to walk.

How long till Evil Clown gets banned? Place your bets now!

10 seconds after WWS sees this thread? That's my guess. Man what a [:o)]

[lol]
Classic!

To evil clown/ you might wanna be careful, dude. To me, you are trying to get yourself banned. And don't even think about threatening with the dumb evil clown buisness, cuz dude...that's kindergarten stuff, man! Okay. I'll be nice.

First of all, try to be PATIENT. With your impatience, you will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER get anywhere. *coughcough tries to stay calm coughcough* If you do NOT understand anything I say, go to the editor help.

One basic thing for making roller coasters is to make station/lift/brakes straight. If you have trouble making things straight, press I and *ka chink* POOF, the segment (the piece of track) will be straight.

Now, to inversions.

I strongly recommend that you do NOT start making your own inversions until you are VERY experienced. But if you do try, here are some tips.

If you wanna make a corkscrew: Make a zig zag track piece. Then, break it up into two pieces by pressing a button at the top of the editor with some explosion in between two pieces. Move the middle piece upwards (recommended, use side view or 3D view) Then, turn the middle piece to 180 degrees and press relative roll for the piece of track AFTER the top part.

Evil clown, please take this generously. I am being VERY patient. Please PM me if you don't understand anything.

I'd recommend showing him where teh tutorials and help files are first. They help alot.

BTW, Evil Clown, you can use the grid to help too.

Maybe start on HR first then go to NL. That's how I started with realistic coasters. Key: first, learn as much as you can about the rides, then start on a simpler sim. Read the manual well, be patient, try a variety of things and just keep trying. It's taken me years to get where I am now, and dispite that, I'm still not that good at it.

i know how to insert. i just wanna know how to make my own. and sorry for my impatience and frustration. i've cooled down a bit. just be a little patient with me I HAVE A-D-D attention something disorder

Originally posted by evil clown

i know how to insert. i just wanna know how to make my own. and sorry for my impatience and frustration. i've cooled down a bit. just be a little patient with me I HAVE A-D-D attention something disorder

I tried to help, then I kept on trying to get your responses on AIM so I could help more (yes, I am that patient oddly). I don't know how, but I can deal with this stuff and still help. You have had tons of help though, and you MUST know that everything must be checked first, since a few problems could mess you up first. If you want, IM me again and I can try again, but please tell me what I'm doing wrong without cursing at me, because I don't know if I will be willing to help again if you don't cooperate.

Originally posted by evil clown

i know how to insert. i just wanna know how to make my own. and sorry for my impatience and frustration. i've cooled down a bit. just be a little patient with me I HAVE A-D-D attention something disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder ... You ought to know the names of an excuse before using it. Get a grip and stop trying to find a crutch. Take Real's advice and grow up man ... the ban process is only a click and you are gone. You have been helped and obviously were not ready to listen. So, when you are ready to take instruction let us know and we will get you some help. Until then, stop spamming the boards and being unaccountable for your words.

gosh u guys are confusing me. i rather just wait for my teacher to show me.

Originally posted by evil clown

gosh u guys are confusing me. i rather just wait for my teacher to show me.

Speechless .... just completely speechless. [:o)]

Originally posted by TConwell

Originally posted by evil clown

gosh u guys are confusing me. i rather just wait for my teacher to show me.

Speechless .... just completely speechless. [:o)]

I really have to stop being so nice and all. I tried helping him again, and he just has no idea what he's doing no matter what, and he just suddenly signs off and on. IMO, he's never going to learn, and he should just stop trying. I have a feeling his "teacher" isn't going to be much help either, unless he can only learn when somebody's right there. I'm [hopefully] done trying to help him, unless he suddenly just understands it, in which case he won't need anyone helping him because it's really easy to figure these games out from forum posts and tutorials online already, or even on your own isn't so bad (I've tried it [;)]).

I'd rather you wait till your teacher showed you too, it would save us wasting our time

Im rather interested why you refer to this person as your "teacher"? It sounds a little...well not sure, but odd.

Youve spoken about this person a lot, yet, hes not gotten around to helping you in how long? Its been awhile since you had that huge argument, wheres teacher been?


BTW, ADD is no excuse. I know plenty of people with it (probably mis-diagnosed) and they all learned to control themselves without any meds. Alot of times, its just anger managment issues. And if that denoted what ADD was, then wow. EVERYONE at UPS where I work has severe ADD. (no ones calm there but me, its crazy)


But I guess im curious as to why this "entity" hasnt gotten around to helping you yet. You speak highly of them, yet, you got the thing and they couldnt bother to teach ya the basics? Seeing again, as you say you are 16, I would really REALLY hope you can read the manual and the included help documents. Theres more than enough information that comes with the game (plus tutorials here, and other places on the internet) to build a coaster. Seeing as though you cant do that, or take help from someone else, I kinda doubt you are as old as you say you are... :\

Nothing like a thorough spanking on a nice Sunday morning ... eh, clown boy? LOL!

Yeah, I have suspected this guy might be somewhere around 12-13, with a reading level around the 4th grade. It is obvious his focus is to flame ... now, where the heck did I put that secret decoder ring password to the ban button????

well wutever i need new help. how do u make a dueling rollercoaster.

Ask your "teacher".

LMAO. Evil Clown, if you really want hep from any of us after what you have thus far said and done, I would recommend getting on your knees and begging, maybe a puppy-dog face will be neccessary as well.

Originally posted by e-man

LMAO. Evil Clown, if you really want hep from any of us after what you have thus far said and done, I would recommend getting on your knees and begging, maybe a puppy-dog face will be neccessary as well.

ROFLMBO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA That was hilarious!!!
Dance for the help clown boy ... dance!!! ROFL!!!

that is not right u should be dancing around these bullets. look into my eyes my shiny eyes. when i clap, bomb john kerry with these acid pies. CLap! o yeah and me and gotenks got over it and were just fighting about politics now.

Umm, yea, you should prolly know that what you just said could be considered a death threat, an assassination of John Kerry threat, and it is just a retarded thing to say, keep your explicit unneccessary comments at some other site, we here just want to enjoy rollercoasters and chat about stuff, death threats are not exactly our reputoure(however you spell that). So, umm, could you just follow what MoP said and GO AWAY!!!!

Originally posted by evil clown

that is not right u should be dancing around these bullets. look into my eyes my shiny eyes. when i clap bomb john kerry with these apple pies. CLap! o yeah and me and gotenks got over it and were just fighting about politics now.

You have now graduated clown-boy to a full blown bafoon. Man, not only does your grammar suck, so does your 13-14 year old ability to form complete thoughts. All in favor of a banning? Wait, lemme start the petition ...

haha real funny. i dont need any help with elements any more.