For me, my fave park is and will always be Alton Towers, so I guess I'd rent that out for use by me and selected mates. BUT I would also have about 2000 other people in the park, but they'd be remote control or something and would never be in the same part of the park as me and my mates, I have reasons for that and they are as follows
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Sure its great when you just walk onto a ride as there is no queue, but that feeling is made all the sweeter with the knowledge that there is people in a massive queue somewhere else in the park at the same time. I found this out yesterday at Alton Towers when walking onto Nemesis twice in the space of 5 minutes knowing full well that at the same time, the queue for Rita was more than 2 hours long.
Plus, there is no better sound than hearing 30 or so people from across a theme park, screaming with joy as they ride a coaster, with the undertones of a big B&M roaring around its layout at the same time.
But you can be damn sure that none of those 2000 people qould be fricking chavs! ..... unless however I was renting out a themepark that had a ride called "Suicide ride" or something of that nature
Or even easier, just a big lake that I could have them all thrown into ..... so yeah, AltonTowers [:)]