Billy Connolly's chain letter

[gouldy]

If you find chain letters annoying, you may find this particular one quite funny, I did .

Billy Connolly's Chain Letter:

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f*&king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" e-mail, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fu%k 'em.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shag less or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has beentied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
Your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.
Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f%$k off



lol], made me chuckle.

[Dirk_Ermen]

this is a true one to send over to everyone! Way better then those other sucky chain letters!

Oh man, I hate chain letters! Total waste of time they are.

[hyyyper]

chain letters are one worth one little click:

'bin'

My god, best chain letter I've ever seen...