Weird Investigations

[hyyyper]

Some scientists who should really get a live investigated these things:

btw, i translated this, so beware of some spelling mistakes

The thongue is the strongest muscle in the human body.
If you would scream for 8 years, 7 months en 6 days you would have produced enough sound-energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(not really worth it)

If you would fart for 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough gas te equal the energy of an atomic bomb.
(getting more like it)

The orgasm of a pig lasts for 30 minutes.
(i want to be a pig in my next life)
(how did they found out about this? and why? i don't want to know!)

If you bang your head to a wall you use 150 calories per hour.
(i still haven't figured out that pig thing)
(you shouldn't try this at home by the way, perhaps at the office?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have fun during sex.
(that's why flipper was allways smiling!)
(but pig get an orgasm for 30 minutes, not fair IMO)
(hmmmmm....)

Right-handed humans live nine years longer than left-handed
(if you have to left hands, would you die 18 years earlier?)

An ant can lift 50 times it's weight, can drag 30 times it's weight and always falls to the right when he's intoxicated.
(you got to have SOMETHING to investigate)

Polarbears are lefthanded.
(who knew, who cares?)
(shouldn't they be left-clawed?)

A fish has over 27,000 taste papils.
(what is there to taste at the bottom of the ocean?)

A flee can jump 350 times it's body lenght, a human would then jump across 7 football fields.
(30 minutes, unbelievable)
(and why a pig?)

A cockroach can live without his head for 9 days, then he'll die from starvation.
(bleh!)

The male mantis can't mate with his head still attatched to his hull. Female make clear they want to have sex by ripping the male's head of.
(honey i'm home . . . . uh oh)

Some loins have sex over 50 times a day.
(i still want to be a pig next live, quality over quantity)

Butterfly taste with their feet.
(almost as worse as those fish)

The eye of a ostrich is bigger than it's brains.
(i know some humans have the same thing)

A starfish has no brains.
(i know humans . . . )

After ready all this
Lucky bastards, those pigs

EDIT: not include with this joke, some dutch stand-up found out that some guys in Cali measured the brain activity by mantises while they (the mantises) were watching StarWars.....[flush]

lmao that was funny as hell these scientist actually get paid to do this stuff shouldnt they be trying to discover new medicines?

hey i found that to and its on my website or my friends now i can't remember i found it at www.neave.com

[hyyyper]

i found at this dutch site: www.moppentap.nl

[gouldy]

I've seen that somewhere before, like proper ages ago . Round a mates house or something, funny though [;)] ... sorta

Originally posted by hyyyper

The eye of a ostrich is bigger than it's brains.
(i know some humans have the same thing)

You mean yourself, right?

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by Jimmy Yoshi

Originally posted by hyyyper

The eye of a ostrich is bigger than it's brains.
(i know some humans have the same thing)

You mean yourself, right?

i haven't got that big eyes

[Dirk_Ermen]

rofl! You can't stop talking about that pig can't you? Why not just buying a costume set and dress like a pig. Maybe that works too!

Originally posted by hyyyper

Originally posted by Jimmy Yoshi

Originally posted by hyyyper

The eye of a ostrich is bigger than it's brains.
(i know some humans have the same thing)

You mean yourself, right?

i haven't got that big eyes

No, you have normal eyes, but the size of your brain is smaller.

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by Jimmy Yoshi

Originally posted by hyyyper

Originally posted by Jimmy Yoshi

[quote]Originally posted by hyyyper

The eye of a ostrich is bigger than it's brains.
(i know some humans have the same thing)

You mean yourself, right?

i haven't got that big eyes

No, you have normal eyes, but the size of your brain is smaller.
[/quote]

i think your heading towards a starfish