Corny Pick Up Lines...

Hey post your corny pick up lines, that you have researched or heard in your life!

Heres one of mine:

Are your legs tired? Because you've been walking through my mind all day.

oh no...i've got a bunch of these...

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

that's all i can think of right now.[;)]

[coolbeans326]

heres some of them that I feel like posting.

Hey want to try an Austrailian kiss? *she asks what's that?* It's like a french kiss, only down under!

Beeeeeeeep! This is a test of the emergency pick up line. *you wait a second to see if they want to hear more, or not* If you had been any less beautiful, you would have heard a worser pick up line.

Hey, I aint no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock[;)]

Hey, my name's Doug, its like God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it.

- yeah, as perverted as some of those are, I think thier funny, I look through the book of pick up lines a friend gave me, and I might put some more down later.

yeah...lol. i know some dirty ones...i hope i don't get in trouble for these:

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole


lol...those are wrong. but still funny. hope i don't get in trouble...

[coolbeans326]

the banna creamming left bad imagery in my head[lol]

LMFAO...LMFAO...[lol], those were good, you still have me cracking up, any more...hahaha...

One name ... Glen Quagmire. Any questions?

i dont know any pick up lines but heres a good come back

person1:you got a little somthing in your teeth
person2:well you got a little stupid in your brain
[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

[coolbeans326]

Originally posted by TConwell

One name ... Glen Quagmire. Any questions?

Is that where you get all your pick up lines from?[lol]
My favorite is when the UPS girl come up to him, and she's all like, I've got a package for you, and then he goes into the back, and comes out naked, and he's says, "I've got a package for you to! Heh heh, alright!" But then it gets better when she sprays him in the eyes, and he's says, "Nice try but I built up an immunity" Lol, yeah, its one of my favorite quagmire moments.

no! not from cartoons (i have bad memory) i just used to make em up and read some off of joke websites. i know a lot of jokes...but some are way to mean or disgusting to post here. i always need a good laugh, so i think up more.

[hyyyper]

"Don't i know you from something" <-- worst line ever

I've got a good one that guys usually like but gets you a hard kick between the legs if you say it to a girl.

"I've lost my teddy bear and have nobody to sleep with will you sleep with me?"

Originally posted by hyyyper

"Don't i know you from something" <-- worst line ever

I imagine it would be ... especially since the actual line is:
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

Originally posted by Iron Man

I've got a good one that guys usually like but gets you a hard kick between the legs if you say it to a girl.

"I've lost my teddy bear and have nobody to sleep with will you sleep with me?"

Hmmm, I just said that to my wife, she was ok with it.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna uck?

I'm easy. Are you?

I have money.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[coolbeans326]

Motion to girl with your finger, when she comes over say, "If I could make you come with just one finger, just think of what I could do with my whole body!"

Walk over to the girls, put your finger in your mouth, and then touch her, then touch yourself. She'll probably end up staring at you blankly, then say, "Hey, how about you and I get out of these wet clothes?"

Giving a girl a card that says "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watching her fight to control a smile is always fun.

A study proves that people who have sex 2 - 5 times a week have a higher life expectancy. Wanna live longer?

Ooo nice legs what time do they open???

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Your father must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No, okayyyyy, so Can I?

You wanna dance!! No??? How come? Lower your expectations a bit, i did! always cracks me up

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Oh man some of them you guys have said are new to me, they are pretty funny.

The first one thecool wrote can be taken in two different ways depending on how far in the gutter your mind is. And the card one is great. I've got to try that with my girlfriend. [:D]

Edit:
Just thought of a good insult one:
guy: "Did it hurt?"
girl: "Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?"
guy: "No. When god beat you with the ugly stick."

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by TConwell

Originally posted by hyyyper

"Don't i know you from something" <-- worst line ever

I imagine it would be ... especially since the actual line is:
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

It was translated out of dutch....

[coolbeans326]

here's 4 more
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Would you like to dance or should I just go f*** myself again?

Print a card that has
"1,2,3,4, - Pick a number" on it. Have the back of the card read: "Sex maniacs always pick 3." You won't believe how many women pick 3. [;)]

Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

lol @ Iron Man's ugly stick.

[hyyyper]

Here's one

What a nice dress, would look nice on my (bedroom) floor

heres one

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm hiding a weapon of mass destruction, in my pants!

Is your ass at McDonalds cause DAMN! i'm loving it.

k i don't have one specificly, but the rule applies to all fortune cookies. If you add the phrase "In bed" to the end of every fortune cookie (at least the majority of them) you can turn some inspirational saying into a sex fortune XD...works for me anyway lol[:D]

Well, you go up to a fine looking lady and say

"Hey babe, Is that dress felt?"

They will most likely say "No"

then you say

"Do you want it to be?"


and the other is:

H????????? le B?????????b?????????, j'ai obtenu la tour de eiffel dans mes pantalon
translated:
Hey babe, I got the eiffel tower in my pants

A simple one for all you risk takers...

Hey my name is Jack MeOff, do you wanna have sex?

BTW, im so glad my topics are always popular, [;)]