Britney Spears to Give Birth on TV!

LOL look at the google ads at the bottom of the first page- "Who Is Hotter?" "Birth Help" "Britney Spears Vid".

Let's face it, she can't sing, she's got no brains, the only purpose she serves is as proof that you don't have to be poor to be white trash.

true dat

That woman needs a reality check badly. Even more so than the Olsen twins.

I wonder if Jamie-Lynn will be there in the room. HEHE

oy.. giving birth (and pregancy in general) is probably the most disgusting body function. it starts off with vometing, then mucas plugs and blood and pills and up all night and being stuck at home and your water breaks and out comes a rush of fluids and goo and cramping and blood and vaginas and snot then the baby gets stuck or something and they have to do a cesection and then it's all bloody and gooey with uteral lining everywhere and cords and then when you think its all over and done, the placenta falls out! why the hell would anyone want to watch that... even if it is brittany spears.

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and thats what happened when we all were born!

it starts off with vometing, then mucas plugs and blood

What? Do you have any idea what your talking about? It starts when progesterone levels decrease and prostaglandins are produced. They stimulate contractions, which are strong, as oxytocin is no longer inhibited by high progesterone levels.

After labour the baby is expelled. The umbilical cord is clamped and severed and sometime afterwards the placenta is also expelled (the afterbirth).

Due to the loss of the placenta, oestrogen and progesterone levels fall, prolactin is no longer inhibited so the breasts can produce milk. Oxytocin is released from the posterior pituitary gland, which forces milk out of the nipples.

I have seen this "miracle" up close and personal with the birth of my 4 kids. The doctor actually let me deliver our 3rd child. Long before I was married though, I worked in a hospital and have a bunch of deliveries.

I have also seen "Miracle of Life" like most of you, and there have been a bunch of filmed deliveries on Discovery Health Channel/Discovery Channel.

What you see in Miracle of Life and other TV births does not even come anywhere close to depicting the level of grossness that exists when you are there in person. I kid you not, it is not a pretty sight.

But here is the kicker... It does not matter how gross physically it is. Emotionally, it can be an almost sacred experience.

I would not have missed my children being born, it represents some of the most special times in an otherwise not so great marriage. I have no desire to see BS give birth, nor any other woman for that matter. I think the idea, if true and comes to fruition, is so wrong. Even if BS lacks the good sense to know better, some network has to air it, and that makes them just as bad.

Are ya'll still talking about this?

This is a fake right?!

LOL, nope.

i can give anatomy lessons too!

Well, it quotes this """"Cameras won't roll through the most intimate parts but there will be scenes included""""". To me the BIRTH is prolly the most intimate part, lol. So we prolly wont see that

edge- i know what i'm talking about with childbirth, i was trying to jokingly include the most disgusting parts of both the birth and the pregnancy in one disgusting post lol..