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[gouldy]

Originally posted by chickenbowl

Originally posted by Real
I saw an awesome billboard taking the place of several of the ones he put up...All it reads is:

"That was awkward" LOL

Especially awkward for the people who spent all of their kids college fund to find out the wasted it all.

Has this actually happened? Have people actually done this? If so, then they deserve to have bad things like this happen to them, hopefully they spent everything so they can't afford food and die. It's called natural selection and it's how the gene pool is cleansed.

[slosprint]

I don't think religious fanaticism is genetic lol.

Edit: there was also a family who spent their kids' entire college funds (the kids did not believe it) on the advertising campaign, so now the kids cannot afford college.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Gouldy you're underestimating the religious stupidity in the this country. Of course it happened.

[gouldy]

I'm aware it's not genetic. But these people certainly do deserve any hardship brought upon them by this, to teach them not to be so retarded.

I still can't believe that has genuinely happened...

[Coasterkidmwm]

They'll go on welfare and attend Tea Party rallies regardless of that. They'll be fine.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

They'll go on welfare and attend Tea Party rallies regardless of that. They'll be fine.

Exactly! hahaha

Well, were there any mass suicides? Or are those being saved for 12-21-12?

[slosprint]

Those won't happen until October 21st lol.

please... Please let there be mass christian suicide.
WAIT. can we do this, advertise that you must kill yourself to be taken to heaven!
It's brilliant...
All we need is a lot of money...

^This is a message from god through his people

[pdie]so you may live with me[pshades]

[gouldy]

This is an awesome plan! I know just the website to help with such a plan, I'll enlist their help in the morning! This is definitely more than a personal army request, I'm sure they'd be down with it, lalz.

Would help even up the percentages of retarded people vs non retarded people for a little while. Might actually get some good social development done for a few years



"People! The point of judgement day is to prove your faith in God! If you have faith in your God's love, you will kill yourself in the knowledge that you will arrive in a better place, rather than the Hell that has been created by non-believers on earth!"

... sounds convincing enough, right?

[slosprint]

That's love retarded and awful.

[coolbeans326]

Originally posted by gouldy

[lol] I'm aware it's not genetic. But these people certainly do deserve any hardship brought upon them by this, to teach them not to be so retarded.

I still can't believe that has genuinely happened...

QFT.... except I can believe it. Amurrica!

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

That is the most hypocritical thing I have ever seen that hasn't come out of Ted Haggard's mouth. I'm not even kidding. This from you is unacceptable. I mean really you're in "christian education" which is a joke in itself.

I have my little quarrels with Real (read above) but Real isn't on a crazy train like you are.

Huh? I don't get it. What was hypocritical about what I said?

So...we are dead then? Why do I have to go f'ing work in Heaven? What next, gotta pay taxes again? J! F! C!

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/05/that- ... tually.php

oh my god...make him stop!