Slappin Happening

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lol @ 38801xlr8

38801xlr8, I have two similar stories. First, when I was probably four, I took a running bound out of our back sliding glass door. The door was open, but I managed to destroy the screen. Then when I was nine or ten, I was at a thanksgiving party at my grandpa's cabin, and he apparently did too good a job of cleaning it, cuz I didn't see it at all.

Then once when I was seven, we were leaving vacation at a lake the day before I was supposed to get teeth pulled. Right before we left, I was walking on the lake with my hands in pockets and slipped. My face went smack into a rock, and I lost the tooth that was supposed to get pulled, chipped two permanent teeth, and had a bloody mouth for about an hour. The dentist chewed me out (with his tongue in his cheek, of course) for doing his job for him!

one time i was doing tai-bo on tape and the tv insructor had us do a kick...well i kicked a part of my counc not once but twice. everyone started to laugh because i got mad and began to call the tv and bily blanks (the tv instructor) stupid. this made them laugh harder and i got more mad and stomped off to examine my very bruised toe.

That had to have hurt....stubbing toes are no fun. One time, in the middle of the night, I got up. Not seeing, I stubbed my baby toe on my skateboard's griptape. yes, it got cut open and it hurt...

i have a glass door and a solid door and once i was runnin thru the house and i saw the solid door open and i didn't see the last door since it was clean and i ran into it and instead of braking the glass i just bounced back real hard.

Dont feel bad, 38801xlr8, I did the same thing, except the fact that I got a bloody nose and eversince, they taped a napkin on the glass so ppl can see whether the door is closed or not.

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another time i got real bored and for some reason i started jumping up and down in my bathroom...well i slammed my toe into the ground gouging out a piece of my toenail... it took my uncle and one of my aunts to hold me down so my third aunt could clip it off. they not only found out that i was difficult to restrain when angry but also found out i knew varous swear words.

you got bored so you started jumping up and down in your bathroom? ROFLMFAO!!

what was wrong w/ u, Spacie???

nothing...i just got bored and hurt myself in the process of being stupid

Too much time on your hands...

lol, but that getting bored and jumping up and down on the bathroom for no reason at all is just so funny [lol][lol]!!!!!

uhhh, yuck i trust you on that being greusome [:p]

ROFLMAO- rolling on floor laughing my ass off. Let see, my stories arnt funny, but painful, hehe. When i was in kindergarten i was in the cafeteria and the double doors leading to the side of the school were locked, or so i thought. I saw the little thingy in all doors (the thing that when you lock yourself out of your room, you find an old credit card and slide it through) and i put my finger on it about to push it. Well, it turns out the door wasnt locked and some 5th graders opened the door. I dont know how but the skin on the bottom side of my index finger was gone [shocked] a teacher took me to the office bathroom and ran FREEZING cold water in it which stung like a ************!.
Also, when i was in pre school (yeah, i still remember) my friend and i were rolling a ball to each other back in forth. Well, my pre k kinda had like an ampi theater kinda, and we were in the bottom. The ball rolled under a bench and i went to get it. Sadly my head wasnt clear of the bench when i lifted my head and there was a screw sticking out...... it cut me around 1 centimeter from my eye. I had to go to the hospital and get stitches which was MORE painful than when the screw stuck me because for somereason, when the docotrs tried to give me the anesthetic ( i think i spelled that right) shot, the liquid squirt back out, meaning i felt it every time he stuck the needle in and pulled it back when he was stitching me up. I was screaming bloody murder and the school was afraid that my mom was goign to sue them. ( she should have, but she didnt......)
Another story is when i was sitting on a skate board. My friend's cousin and we were riding them at the bottom of a curved hill on my street. Well he said "Lets go from the top" and i didnt want to but he convinced me anyway. He went first then I. Unfortunantly i didnt make the curve.... The skate board started to wooble and i fell out and rolled to the curb. The only pain i felt were those little pricker briar things that fall from the trees. (They were all over my legs and clothes) I pulled them out when i noticed a VERY large white spot on my body. I had once heard the expression that you can skin a rabbit without it bleeding, and i had just expierenced this. There was NO blood. I got up and went into my house and put a bandage over it and wrapped. It is safe to say that i have never set foot on a skate board ever again.

My final story is short, me and my friend decided to play tug of war with a baseball bat in my drive way ( a concrete drive way) No of us were winning so he let go. I am sure you already guessed what happened, i fell back and my head it the driveway. I ran in the house crying with an EXTREME headache but suprisingly my skull didnt crack open, thank God!.

jeeze rtctycoon112 that was lllllllooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggg! but speakin of running into screen doors. Once i was running outside but there happened to be a screen door, no bloody nose or anything, just bounced back. wierd eh? not as much as the no blood rtc112. thats just a lil wierd.(no offence though)

Dude, you didnt see it, nor did it happen to you. When i wasnt bleeding i was a little scared that somthing was wrong with me, lol. It didnt hurt but seeing a white spot on my body was weird!

After that incedent, have you bleed? because you could like be like a superhero!!!(another stupid idea, but true!) you could be invinsible! Crime Stopper112. i prob sound really dumb[:p]

LMAO!!!!!!!! But no, i am still human [:(] hehe. Like i said, i aint never getting on a skateboard again

lol, once i was doing a 360 shove it on my sk8board and when the board was spinning, i lowered my feet down way too much and when the board came back around it hit me right on the bottom of my knee. It hurt so much and i couldn't walk that whole day, but i still sk8 [:D]

rctycoon112, u gotta love those 'speedwobbles' from skateboarding...They throw me off so much that I avoid big hills. Well, one time, speaking of skateboards, I was putting in some new bearings in my wheels when my finger got in the way of the hole in the wheel and I forced the bearing in. Next thing I know, I see a slice of skin attached to my nice shiny silver bearings which had some red spots on it...(these red spots were'nt part of the bearing's color). It took about 15 mins to stop the bleeding.

Another time, my friend attempted a hardflip (sk8 trick) and as he did it, his board flipped up vertical and he landed on it as the board was standing up, between his legs...he then fell backwards, crying cuz of the pain.

that has to be prob the most painful spot lol.

VERY PAINFUL!!!! I have been hit in that area by a high speed basketball, but i didnt cry, i just curled up in a ball and layed there for 10 minutes. Also 2 of my friends got hit there with a paintball (yes, shot from a paintball gun!). If giving birth and passing stones are more painful than that then..... yeah......[B)]

AAAAAAAhhhhhhhh...my eyes are watering from those stories!!!

Oh, this might suprise you but, i have never broken a bone on my body IN MY LIFE!!!!

same here i think

neither have i! on the ladder my skull just cracked i guess, but not broken, id be dead if my skull broke!