Slappin Happening

one time my cousin and i were looking for another cousin who got ticked off and walked off well.. we both had our scooters and were coasting down the big hil next to the safeway by my house when he put on the brakes. because i was tailgating i slammed into him and rolled off my scooter onto the roadway. this lady who was sitting on the sidewalk asked if i was ok and i said yeah. by the time we got home my whole body was sore.

haha! I remember that...I continued rolling downhill while your body flipped over your handle bars and kissed asphalt!!

ok, why are people scared of coasters?

well, i have a friend(wuss) that is scared of coasters cuz he thinks that when hes goin up the chain lift the chain will break or somethin and he'll fall back down to the station. This same friend has riden Lockness Monster twice and none since it broke down and he wont go on it in fear of it breaking down again. I mean BGW are safety freaks. There is like a line of people that put their thumbs up to tell the ride is ready, it gets annoyin but i dont really wanna die on a coaster. I really want busch Gardens to build a wooden coaster, though Lockness is so old its kinda like a wooden coaster, rackety and rough.

i was on this coaster @ santa cruz and it had really sharp turns and i was seated with this "large" woman. well i got pressed against my side of the coaster really hard and my arm and ribs both hurt after that

Lets not mention my headache inducing and rib crushing ride on Psyclone......
While @ SFMM, my cousin decided to jump up at the last minute on the Riddler. He rode the ride, feet raised 2 inches off the train's floor

When i was one Wilf Beast at PCW, I was a bit to big for the cars, so I ended up riding the coaster with my knees pushed up agaisnt the front of the car. [xx(] It kinda hurt to walk for a few days, but i still had fun.[8D]

On Zonga at SFMW my uncle and i were on the very back end of the train (something that he said he DIDN'T WANT to do but he jumped in anyways.) well throughout the whole ride my head was banged side so side so much that i had a headache a long time after the ride.

just not as gruesome as to what I saw the other day, but I wont go into those details or else some of you will puke all over your keyboards, that other incident resulted in death,
what that all about arrgggghhhhhhhh my freing cut half his finger off when he caught it trying to jump over a fence everyone calls him stumpy now !

another time i was on my sk8board doing a trick in front of my boyfriend...i leaned too far back and wham!! i landed on my back my boyfriend laughed his arse off the whole day. another time was when i was sk8ting to castro valley with my cousin and a rock tripped me up. i sailed fowards and gashed my knee at the same time i tore a hole in my pants. some lady pulled over and asked if i was ok

speakin of skatin, once i was skatin(blading) at some skatepark and i was just goin to launch off of a ramp. There happened to be pine needles all over the ground, i didnt think they would cause a problem so i went.(also the ramp had a rough transition) So i started down a quarter pipe to get some speed. i reached the ramp and some pine needles got stuck in the wheels and some of the wheels stopped completely. after the pine needles i still had the rough transition to conquer. i hardly made the transtion but the wheels had just locked and i flew a lil to the side and landed on my head. when i was in the air flying i thought"" but it was too late. Luckily i was wearing a helm(cuz you never know when a copper is watchin ya[;)]) i scratched my helm very badly!! the side was all messed up. a helm can save ur life! But you'll only die if you freak out before a ramp so just go fo wuteva ur doin![:)]

Once i was riding home on my bike from the store with some friends my wheel got caught up in a crack and i flipped head over heels over my handle bar...literally and landed on my back. luckily i wore my helmet. someone asked if i was ok and i said yeah. another time i was double riding on my friend's bike when he fell over into some juniper bushes...he said he had good balence but we fell over n-e- wayz. needless to say i was pretty mad.

I got some bike stories, hehe, but i will share one. My friends house is on a very steep hill and if you are facing outward, the driveway would be on the left. Now there are some logs that are placed there to seperate the drivway from the grass ( i dont know why). Anywho, we decided to ride bikes down the hill then turn left and stop right before we get to the logs and we used to race. Oneday, i left my bike at home so i used one of his. That was a mistake! You have to sqeeze the brake bars EXTREMELY hard to make it stop, and i guess i wasnt strong enough, so i didnt stop, i merely slowed down a bit. The front wheel hit the log, the back wheel came off the grown, i flew in the air and landed on my back in the middle of his drive way, the back flew over me a few feet. I sat there staring up at the sky and laughed.

[Oscar]

I had a friend ride a bike of them multi story parking sheds, well this one was 2 stories/ 3 layers, we were in the second layer which would be about 1 story high, we were riding and th thing didn't have walls just those bricklets well we were racing and stuff there and I calle dhis name, he turned to look, next time I see him flying off the place broke his arm and leg at that too oh well, fater all I did want to tell him to slow down or els ehe could fall but I guess he found that out all by himself [:p]

Here's a painful bike story:
I was riding w/ someone to a local bikeshop at the bottom of this steep hill. Well, we were flyin down the hill and I decided to move over cuz traffic was coming but at a stop. As I move over I hear "watch out! *CRASH* Ouch...wtf happened" I'm in the middle of the road on my back as my bike's rolling toward the sidewalk and flops over. I cut in front of the person which was dumb on my part and my back tire was hit. That's what catapulted me off my bike and in the middle of the road. I walked off with a big limp and some minor burns on my back (Cuz I slid) and a nice crack in my ghetto helmet, and 5 spokes were damaged

Once I was riding my bike (this was when I was pretty young) and I hit someone's bushes with my handlebar, so my handlebars flipped around really fast, my bike flipped over and I was thrown into somebodys driveway and landed really hard, it hurt real bad.

I crashed into a news paper stand once, fell and then kicked the news paper stand after. This is when I was first learning to ride my bike

When I first got my bike I didn't know the brakes were so good so I went really fast and then put the brakes for the front on, and the bike came up real high, and I did a front flip and landed on my head and then my back (lucky I didn't crack my skull kuz I was wearin a helmet)

Yeah, my new bike had REALLY good brakes and i did the front and went sailing, but i was in my yard so i landed on soft ground. But how about a skating story!? Once at the skating rink, i tried on 4 wheel skates for the first time. I didnt know how to use the brakes because they were in the front, but i skated anyway. Well, i skated faster and faster and i started to head for a wall taht was around the rink. I thought i will use the wall to stop......... and it did. [B)]

Ok, one day, i was skateboarding at my friends house. Anyways, i was only skating for like a month or too but i was getting good. So i decided to do a b/s boardslide. I was leaning back too far and slipped. Then i ended up flying back, Well, i was stupid so i put my hand back. not a good idea. it went right underneath my arse and i sat on the forearm. The result was a nice sprain that lasted a really long time.

Once my cousin and some friends were paintballing in the hayward hills. well our team "captain" told me to rush an "enemy" firing. well we were on a hill and i ran down... i tried to stop but ended up sailing in the air...yes in the air bounced once and slid on my stomach and elbows my cheap a** gun flew from my hand and landed a few feet away from me. i got up grabbed a water bottle and washed the dirt and blood from my skinned elbow and continued to play. the wound i got on my elbow was so bad it left a scar because it took off a hunk of skin. surpsisingly i laughed because it didn't hurt at all.

And the Clumsy player of the month is awarded to......Spaceman! I've seen several 'bails' from her. Once, I was running down hill as she's sliding on her butt beside me, also going down! Fortunately *crosses fingers* I haven't had any paintball accidents.

This one is a lil gory. but only for peeps who are queezy wimps. Once(when i was young) i wanted to go to a playground but the thing was, it was across a street. So i bolted off for the playground(DUMB DUMB DUMB!) the street had loose gravel. So i tripped onto the loose gravel, and a sec later im laying on a beach chair, reclyned back with both knees covered in blood. there wasnt any skin on it and was pouring like a fountain. When i tripped the skin got ripped off by the jagged rocks releasing the blood onto the pavement. My leg was like a bloody waterfall with gravel stuck in it and skin hanging off by a hairs length. It was like a lil avalanche with lil pieces of gravel flowing with the blood down my leg. Now wasnt that descriptive[:p][;)][:)]

i got a story somthing like that. When i was little i was in my house and i got on my bicylce i fell and the bike fell on me. I felt pain and i looked down and my left leg was covered in blood. Somehow the thing that spins the chain caught my leg and cut it open. When my mom saw it, she screamed and i put some damp rags on it and wrapped it, good as new!

i can ride a bike with no hands really good and i like to do that. anyway oneday i was riding down the road on my mountain bike and as you know it has those brake cords that are really anoying so i was riding in my neihbor from hungary drivway (made out of gravel and riding with no hands) when i my front wheels sliped. my handle bar spun and my leg was next to it so my foot got wrapped up in the brake cord. it made this bruise that looked like line around my ancle.

once i was trying to put my mom's cat into a bigger pet carrier because we had birds and the cat liked to jump at the birds so we kept her in there until we could move the birds into another room. well the cat got spooked made this weird half hiss half meow and scratched my hand. the scratch looked like a number 7. i got mad and my mom said "well, the cat doesn't like being picked up in the first place"...the scratch bled like crazy and after it stopped the cat had the nerve to meow at me for attention