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Post June 23rd, 2005, 4:01 am
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Tank-Station along freeways are open 24-7....
then why do they have a lock on there door?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 4:47 am

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So the owner can take a leak [:p]

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when he got the design wrong

Post June 23rd, 2005, 6:14 am
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to the yet to be designed drawing board

why do kamizake pilot's wear safety-gear?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 8:11 am

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so they blow up safetly, duh[:)]

what is today but yesterday's tommorow

Post June 23rd, 2005, 8:24 am
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Why didn't qui-gon disapeard after darth maul struck him?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 4:37 pm

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If your in a race and you past the person in 2nd place which place are you in?
Originally posted by gouldy

1st or 3rd depending on which way you passed the person in second

is my computer broken???

I know this is an old one, but it'd be first or second because when you pass behind the person that was second, he or she is now first, and you are right behind him/her, so you're in second.

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Post June 23rd, 2005, 4:39 pm

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"Why didn't qui-gon disapeard after darth maul struck him?"
Who?

[Answering a question with a question, how awesome!]

Why do I smell so bad after 3 showers a day?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 4:54 pm

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because you can't get your poop out of your arm pits.

why do old people drive cadillacs?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 4:58 pm

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Because you have soiled yourself about 6 times and havn't got up to go to the bathroom...

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 5:20 pm

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wait, stop, the president ISN'T gay?? that is news to me :P

if you cared, what would you say?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 5:35 pm

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who would of thought!

Why do they call small candy bars funsize? wouldnt it be more fun to have a big one?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 5:41 pm
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because the funsized bars come in big bags = more candy.

Post June 23rd, 2005, 7:33 pm

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Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 8:02 pm

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so skinny people can say i can eat anything and still look like this

If the number 2 pencil is the number 1 used pencil y isnt it called the number one pencil

Post June 23rd, 2005, 8:06 pm

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b/c the number 1 pencil is the number 2 pencil, but the number 2 pencil is the number 1 used, so the number 1 pencil, not the number 2 pencil, must be some sort of pencil that is number 1 to some1 and there for this isnt exisiting because the number 1 pencil is the number 2 pencil.

why does it seem that roller coaster fans in america are democrats, except for a small portion of fans who are republicans? and why do those republicans usually live in the south?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 8:20 pm
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Hey, this is my kind of game! Now I have a chance to say all the dumb random stuff, I've sometimes have had the urge to say! [lol]

Because you touch yourself at night.
Hey What would you rather have, be the top ingeneer for a roller coaster firm of your choice, or have mad cow disease?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 8:34 pm

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Hmmm, thats a toughie... uhh... Mad Cow Disease... wait... damn... I picked the wrong one didn't I...

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

Post June 23rd, 2005, 9:00 pm

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ummmm my mind is rotted and yes most likely

if i were to touch someone that was touching you that was touching me that was touching a cat that was touching a person that was touching me that was touching you and someone was saying some something super confusing who would it be

Post June 23rd, 2005, 9:07 pm

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My mom... "Clean your room"... It just doesn't make sence... Wierd someone with her greater knowledge should know that thoese words have no meaning...

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Post June 24th, 2005, 4:02 am
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Post June 24th, 2005, 11:52 am
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Hey Don't you question God's work. No! No! He does whatever feels like okay?
Why haven't we flown to the sun yet?

Post June 24th, 2005, 12:55 pm
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cos it's a little to hot there, the sahara is warm enough IMO.

Why is mrBean named after a vegetable?

Post June 24th, 2005, 1:04 pm

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Why not? What's wrong with being named after a vegetable, my dogs name is carrot...

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

Post June 24th, 2005, 1:07 pm
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Your dogs name is carrot??

For in case it's raining!

What does kingda ka mean?
(i know the answer, do u?)

Post June 24th, 2005, 1:58 pm

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Buffalo Wings? Are they buffalo or chicken?

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