Theme Park Riders Kick Up A Stink

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Visitors to a leading theme park have been complaining about the bad breath of fellow passengers as they scream their way through the rides.

Thorpe Park in Surrey has now decided to offer a mouthwash to customers after receiving an increasing number of complaints, especially as temperatures have risen in recent weeks.

Garlic and cigarettes are the most common odours causing the biggest stink.

Mike Vallis, divisional director at Thorpe Park, said: "Perhaps as rides have got more extreme over the years, people are screaming harder and as a result some are spreading their offensive oral odours amongst other riders.

"Complaints have hit an all-time high and it was decided that action needed to be taken. We obviously want to make the experience of our rides as enjoyable as possible for everyone and with the new mouthwash station there are no excuses for anyone to have unfortunate smelling breath."
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SRSLY? Im going there and eating only garlic foods. I LOVE Garlic.

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I know Real is is a joke. I am sure last season it was body odour that was the problem.

The only reason their breath smells so bad is because it reeks of bile after getting off of Colossus and using the nearest trash can.

Blunt and disgusting, but that's probably it.

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Publicity Stunt, just disregard it. In fact, just disregard everything a Merlin park ever says about anything.

Exactly the same as the "Say no to B.O." campaign last year.


"Our rides are so intense, people are screaming harder than ever, causing other riders to smell the bad breath"

"Our rides are so intense, more people are throwing their arms up in the air than ever, causing other riders to smell the B.O."

What a load of utter twaddle.

At least they know how to entertain us,flooding our site with this ridiculus stuff