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Post September 13th, 2010, 1:59 pm

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nota ... r_Coasters

I cracked up over this so many times...yes, there are some low-jabbing jokes, but some are just...XD

It's too funny, it even appeals to thoughts of us on this site, with some other...just look at it! [lol]
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Post September 13th, 2010, 2:18 pm

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"Instead of using complicated mathematics and expensive computers, Arrow rides are designed using coathangers"

lol...
Oh, were you expecting something here?

Post September 13th, 2010, 2:19 pm

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I loved the "original" blueprint for Drachen Fire, that looked REALLY fun! XD
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Post September 13th, 2010, 3:57 pm

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"Your Mother" [lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

Epic article that is...thanks for sharing!!!

Post September 13th, 2010, 4:05 pm

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"Original concept design for Drachen Fire. Arrow found a few more coathangers to expand the design into what was actually built (and later demolished)."

Ahahhahahahha. Great read.
Originally posted by GerstlCrazy:
The more time I spend on this website adds more to the impression that this has become a daycare.

Post September 13th, 2010, 4:27 pm

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*bows* [lol]

Does Balder really fart? LOL!
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Post September 13th, 2010, 4:34 pm
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The longest wooden coaster in the world, this ride at Kings Island (which isn't an island, by the way) Likes to take people into the woods, quietly rape them, then the finale makes them just sit as they spin around a huge track. Talk about a$$ pain.

that one made me mad

Post September 13th, 2010, 4:37 pm

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"Millennium Force:

This is a coaster built at the turn of the millennium. It has a big drop. It might have forces somewhere, but we can't find them." XD
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Post September 13th, 2010, 4:45 pm

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wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwww
Fly at the speed of fright

Post September 13th, 2010, 4:52 pm

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LOL WOW THIS IS SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!!!!

oh wait, no it's not.

Post September 13th, 2010, 5:05 pm
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Originally posted by Tidus

*bows* [lol]

Does Balder really fart? LOL!


All intamin prefabs make a "fart" over each airtime hill. Just listen to a video and you will hear it.
Boulder Dash was the only good roller coaster.

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Post September 13th, 2010, 5:34 pm

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I have been on Anaconda and the bowie part had a huge jolt at the lowest part.

Post September 13th, 2010, 5:41 pm
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Great Bear

A boring B&M invert. It hates getting its supports wet.


that actually pissed me off haha
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Post September 13th, 2010, 6:23 pm

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...That wasn't funny. Just like almost all of Uncyclopedia.
[19:47:28] rcking04: /smoke bong through wrong end

Post September 13th, 2010, 6:38 pm

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Post September 13th, 2010, 7:18 pm

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As far as the strata coaster innuendo...

[lol][lol][lol]
Originally posted by dcs221
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Post September 13th, 2010, 7:33 pm

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pretty funny
[19:34:14] RideWarriorNation: jim
[19:34:27] RideWarriorNation: can you pls change sig
[19:35:22] Jcoasters: ok
[19:35:39] RideWarriorNation: ty

Post September 14th, 2010, 9:21 am

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I love your avatar jcoasters! [lol][lol][lol][lol]
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