Watch a show that doesn't suck.
1. Cubs and I believe the Phillies are at least ten times as bad. Cubs especially. They're going over 1 century with no World Series win.
2. Ugh
Additionally:
Do you try to be the most awful hack you can? It's like MTV, Time/Warner, and some wigger company are constantly giving you an advertising enema or something. I don't understand it because it is beyond rationality.
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"