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Post January 23rd, 2009, 11:50 pm

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Something you should know about me- I can take just about any form of violence without cringing. Now, if you can make me cringe, I will donate 50 points to you.

Example story.

John was sitting in class. He was in the 8th grade. The teacher was handing out graded papers, and it was his turn to receive his. Suddenly, out of nowhere, another boy slams a newly sharpened pencil through his stomach. His bowels and fat empty out the pencil hole. As help arrives, the same boy from earlier sliced his ballsack open with a box cutter and starts ripping off his testicles. One disconnects easliy. Blood and juice is squirting everywhere. John's left is sawed off with a sheet of paper. As John is screaming bloody murder, the bad boy spoons out John's eye with a fork. John's optic nerve is frozen out with liquid nitrogen, and then John is shot between the eyes 200 times with a nailgun. John's brains spill out his nose, and then he is cremated.


That was nothing. Give me the most graphic story you can think of.

Post January 23rd, 2009, 11:59 pm

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[lol] How about something realistic?

Like getting splattered all over your dashboard for not wearing a seatbelt?

Or how about ass-sliding across your gym's shower floor and getting your sack ripped open on the shower drain.

Post January 24th, 2009, 12:39 am

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How about when a small fish swims up your dickhole and then puts barbs out so its almost impossible to pull back out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

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Post January 24th, 2009, 1:41 am

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"As John is screaming bloody murder, the bad boy spoons out John's eye with a fork."

[lol] That was the best line man, good job!

Best thing I can think of is cutting off the bottom of your sac and then pulling it so it slowly peels off a thick layer of all your skin over your stomach, chest, etc. until it gets to your eyes. Then, your eye is pinched at with a nail clipper until it gets through the whole eye, where lemon juice and salt is poured into the eye hole and over all the skin that was peeled off.

Damn, we're messed up.

Post January 24th, 2009, 4:21 am

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^ HAHA...."the bad boy" man you guys seriously need to find some better topics. This is quite pathetic. Not to mention deeply disturbing.

Post January 24th, 2009, 6:33 am
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That story you wrote was nothing, I can handle alot of violence and stuff but the movie mirrors was really my limit. Here's one of the scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x1P18vkloE

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Post January 24th, 2009, 12:26 pm

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Originally posted by defender110

^ HAHA...."the bad boy" man you guys seriously need to find some better topics. This is quite pathetic. Not to mention deeply disturbing.


Isn't that the point of this topic. And the very sight of your face is disturbing!

How about being launched out of a cannon nude and then sliding on your sack on a rough piece of wood. As your balls are virtually sanded off, the skin on your sack peels off along with your dick. Ow.

Post January 24th, 2009, 12:30 pm

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Originally posted by Canadmos

[lol] How about something realistic?

Like getting splattered all over your dashboard for not wearing a seatbelt?

Or how about ass-sliding across your gym's shower floor and getting your sack ripped open on the shower drain.


Stop giving us your life story.

Post January 24th, 2009, 12:35 pm
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Originally posted by disaster249
That was nothing. Give me the most graphic story you can think of.


Your dad getting fisted by Colonel Sanders in a dungeon.


I win.
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Post January 24th, 2009, 1:19 pm

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Or coasterkid showing up at ypur door with a bottle of lube....

Post January 24th, 2009, 1:23 pm

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^ ahh, the mirrors jaw rip scene. Very nice, I've seen worse, and it was real. Can't find a link, but there was a POW who was being held down by Arabs. One Arab held his head down with a boot, while another Arab inserted a serrated blade into the mans throat, Behind the larynx. The knife obviously blocked the mans breathing for some time, but then the Arab begins to saw the blade threw the larynx, which silences the mans scream. The man cringes as the blade finally exits his throat. His larynx sawed in half, he begins breathing threw the hole in his throat, causing a disturbing whistling noise. The blade did cause some bleeding, although it never severed the jugular. The man died of shock and blood loss hours later. This video is somewhere on the internet, but don't tell me to find it, cuz i still have nightmares about it. It was basically a "half" decapitation.

Post January 24th, 2009, 3:58 pm

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From Saw V (i have no intentions of winning, just gory as F**K!):

Five people had to go through 5 stages, each one, fairly easy to live through, but one person died every round. Last round. 2 people left and a large machine in front of them, and they wondered, what is this, they closed the door behind them so that they wouldn't be blown up by C4. The door slams shut, and the movie plays. 10 pints of blood and the door will open, but 2 people, holding 11 pints of blood each. As the movie stops, the machine starts to go, 5 holes to put your arms through, and 5 saws revving up in the middle. In order to live, you must put your hand in the hole, in between your middle finger and your finger to the right of that... (whatever its called.) After they insert there hand, they both fall to the ground, and wouldn't you know it? The mans hand is cut in half all the way down to the elbow. Think about it, hand. cut in half. to the elbow. PAINFUL.
So, my friend came up to me the other day and asked if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no, but I want a normal banana later, so... yea.

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Post January 24th, 2009, 5:35 pm

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that movie is for 3 year olds.

As they watched their cat's neck spew blood from the hole that their own son had carved, they were frozen with terror. Clamps suddenly attatched themselves to every part of their body, and they where lifted up by their skin only to realise that the clamps where starting to inch their way away, still attatched to there bodies. Drills dropped from the ceiling and began to creep towards their eyes, all the while the acid lapped at their feet and they began a bloocurdling scream of terror, all the while their son laughed maniacally as the man's scrotum suddenly ripped, sending his tesicles dangling below him in a jolt of agony while the acid inched up their bodies, burning away at their very life force. Their son only laughed harder as in succesion portions of their skin began to rip off and before they knew it the drills had penetrated their eyes and they screamed for death to come quickly, when they fell and each of them where rolling in agony as the acid consumed their pathetic lives to nothing more than a memory.
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Post January 24th, 2009, 5:48 pm

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^Uhh, not even anything...haha, you think Saw V isn't gory and then you give us that? Fail.

Saw V wasn't anything terrible compared to the previous ones anyway. And that scene from Mirrors made me laugh, hahahaha, it reminds me of something you would see on Beetlejuice [lol]

Post January 24th, 2009, 5:50 pm
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Originally posted by disaster249

Something you should know about me- I can take just about any form of violence without cringing. Now, if you can make me cringe, I will donate 50 points to you.



Can anyone be made to cringe by reading some words?

Post January 24th, 2009, 6:04 pm

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^And even if they can, the chance of him actually coming forth and honestly saying someone made him scared on the internet...zero.

Post January 24th, 2009, 6:32 pm

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lol, i thought i'd have a whack, it's only AFTER you look at it that you realise it sucks man flesh of the lower southern place.
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finger nails are the worst. I can watch anything but that turns me over. See if you can stomache this all the way through: -

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e5jk31tKmnk&NR=1

and check this out for laughs:
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Post January 24th, 2009, 11:07 pm

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Originally posted by GerstlCrazy

^And even if they can, the chance of him actually coming forth and honestly saying someone made him scared on the internet...zero.


oops. ya caught me. Symbiotic came close with a fish being stuck in my penis. ouch.

Post January 25th, 2009, 12:23 am

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This topic may be the weirdest ever. Like some of you guys are freaks.

Post January 25th, 2009, 1:34 am

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Well, if you think that the fact that people are able to come up with random gory stories makes them freaks, then you've got a lot to learn man..

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