Corrupt a wish

Granted, but everyone in a close radius (including you) goes deaf.

I wish Super Metroid had a secret ending where I could see Samus in sexy lingerie.

Granted, but right before you get to that point, the game crashes.

I wish Cedar Fair would start purchasing RMCs.

[TTD03]

Granted, but they are bad RMC's.
I wish for a door.

Granted but it gets slammed in your face.

I wish that I would actually finish a project

[TTD03]

Granted, but it takes longer to finish than NL2 took to make.
I wish for a duck.

Granted, crispy grilled and ready for consumption in the next door??????s china shop.

I wish you guys a Merry Christmas

[TTD03]

Granted, but we all get coal.
I wish you (^) would come to CP already!

Granted, but when he comes to CP, there is another water main break that closes the park.

I wish I had a time machine so I could skip the offseason.

Granted but you go to far into the future and are arrested by the evil robot overlords

I wish that I knew what day it was.

[TTD03]

Granted but it is not the day you want it to be.
I wish for a butterfly.

Granted, but...


I wish that Kennywood was open year round

Granted, but the coasters are still closed during winter.

I wish Valleyfair didn't get flooded so often.

Granted, but it still gets flooded sometimes.

I wish that for once there could be an episode of Family Guy where something terrible and long lasting or permanent happens to one of the main characters and it does not return to status quo by the next episode or next few episodes.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish I was in the desert.

Granted, but you forget to bring water.

I wish that I could ride a Chance Chaos

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, but while riding these contraptions you took a chance and lost your life.

I wish for better deals in the current Steam sale.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but when you go to purchase the item, it is higher than what the original price was before the sale.
I wish these kids would calm down

Granted, but they calm down after they've wreaked more havoc in your house.

I wish coaster enthuiasts would stop complaining about things that don't really matter.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but now they complain about everything.
I wish it was tomorrow

Granted but then tomorrow becomes today, so it becomes a reality breaking paradox.

I wish the Kentucky State Fair midway had a Zipper.

Granted, but it kills you on your first ride

I wish that I would stop hiccuping

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but now you have the walking farts.
I wish these trains would be quiet

Granted, but not before they crash into you.

I wish Minnesota wasn't so cold.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, now it's all year round 120??????F.

I wish for a cup of White Chocolate Ice Cream.

Granted, but it's 100% sugar and fat free.

I wish I could ride T3 at Kentucky Kingdom facing backwards.