Hi ho, hi ho, normal songs are boring ya know...

Just wondrin' if anyone has some funny variations on famouse songs.

Guess I'll start:
This is an old favorit from my boy scout troop, (sung to the tune of the seven dwarves, I don't remember the name of the actual song, sorry):

Hi ho, hi ho, I killed the dwarves you kno, I shot the dead cut off their head hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho,
hi ho, their short legs ran to slow, so I boiled 'em up fo my soup ya know Hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho,
hi ho, her face was white as snow, and now her head hangs above my bed hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho,
hi ho, and now it's time to go, off to mickies house to KILL THAT MOUSE, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi hooo...

Lets just say we have had some interesting characters.

Here's another, from a poem you really should know:

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, litle lamb.
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised.

To da window, to da kitchen, to da kitchen
You like that hot sauce on yo' chickin'
Man yo' breath is kickin'
Yo' need a tic-tac tic-tac
Yo' need a tic-tac tic-tac

I know a ton but I can't recall any others.