There is an easy solution to this/the pussy way out. Be the "secret boyfriend on the side". No meeting parents, no bullshiz, nothing.
Or you could just somehow reconfigure your DNA so you're gay and have "sleepovers" with your friends and the parents will never know until you come out in college or a decade away, whatever is easier.
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
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