Corny Pick Up Lines...

heres one with my last name but different first name
hey babe,whats your name,whatever name, well mine is jack goff [slap] what, my name jack goff not jack off [slap]ouch!

im a goff, YEAH!!!

[coolbeans326]

Hi! the voices in my head said to come over and ask you to dance. You can be unique and different. Say yes!

You smell wet, let's party!

Sand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes!

And one of my personal favorites (not that I'd reccommend using it)
I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

This one's really corny, not funny, just corny.

Guy to girl: You know what'd look good on you?
Girl: What?
Guy: Me.