Banned for having a job in Texas.

Better

TTD03

Banned for liking Titan.

You know exactly what that's supposed to mean.

I prefer to be called Ben.

Banned for not realizing how much I hate it here.

Banned for being on the wrong side of Bedlam.

Yes.

Each ride has it's own wind limit. However, winds are awful today so they shut down everything but Blue Streak, Maverick, and Rougarou.

Banned for not liking John Deere tractors.

Nobody?

Maverick did not valley. It and Blue Streak are the only rides running.

That would give it away

Planes do this.

Okay. Here's mine then:

Saltut Emiglthf Rempuia

If that first I was a D it'd be Kingda Ka.

Riddler's Revenge.

Here's mine:

Aniorrltrte

I'm in. Number is 7.

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Banned for making the greatest post I have ever seen ever.

Banned for begging for money.