yo MAMA

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]

[jayman]

yo mama's so stupid she bet on pro wrestling

Yo mama's so ugly you threw her out the window and got charged for littering, oo!

nice ones so far!
(and please don't aim them at certain people, i dont want a flame war in this ONLY FOR FUN topic)

yo mamas so fat that when i swerved to avoid her i ran out of fuel!

nobody wants to post?

come on! mamas good people [:(]

yo mamas so fat she got stuck when she jumped into the air!

[Oscar]

yo momma so fat the word fat sued her for excessive use.
hmm I agree it's lame.

Yo momma so stupid, when she throws a rock on the ground, she misses

Yo mammas so fat when she rolls over on the bed she burns her ass on the lights.

Originally posted by Oscar

yo momma so fat the word fat sued her for excessive use.
hmm I agree it's lame.

i actually thought that was quite good.

yo mamas so fat that she when she plays hop scotch she goes:
england, france, germany...

Originally posted by Adrenaguy

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]

Yo mama's so dumb she had you.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Adrenaguy's mama is so fat she was eating cupcakes instead of teaching him how to spell.

Originally posted by B and M

Originally posted by Adrenaguy

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]

Yo mama's so dumb she had you.

Yeah, good one dude..

Yo Mommas so old she still owes Moses a Quarter from the 2nd grade.

Yo Mammas so fat she has her own gravity field.

[jayman]

yo mama's so old jesus signed her year book
yo mama's so fat that when she goes to denny's they show her the menu and she say's "o.k."
yo mama's so fat that they wanted her to be a guest on the "view" and rosie o donell said DAYAM that woman is FAT!

[A7]

Your mama's so old that she dated Mr. Clean when he had an afro!

Originally posted by jayman


yo mama's so fat that when she goes to denny's they show her the menu and she say's "o.k."

This is the only one so far that I actually thought was funny!

Originally posted by B and M

Originally posted by Adrenaguy

okay this topic may have been done before but i thought i would put it up: the yo mama topic! you say your best yo mama jokes to all the lovely people and show off your comedic talent. I've got a couple to start off:
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road!
yo mamas so fat, when she went to six flags she had to get a season pass just to turn to the cashier!
yo mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamas so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone and people still get scared!
yo mamas so stupid she thought a beaver damn was a new type of tampon!
yo mamas so fat she needs map of europe just to find her ***hole!
yo mamas so fat her belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time please!"[:D]

Yo mama's so dumb she had you.

people there's a good reason i said don't target certain people, please for the love of all that is good DO NOT target certain people.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Okay we won't target gazag and jayman. Now we're not targeting certain people.

[jayman]

i want target?

Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUUUUUUND the house!

Yo mama's so fat when they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl! (Credit: Robin Harris)

Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Okay we won't target gazag and jayman. Now we're not targeting certain people.

Exactly.

Your moma so fat, that when she saw a schoolbus go by she yelled "TWINKE"