Difficult Task, Crappy Reward(Game)

Reward: Burn Down chicago, whoa there o'lery.

Task: Stick your toung in a VCR.

Reward - It's more fun than watching a Tom Cruise movie.

Task - Stare at the Sun through binoculars.

Reward - Loose 15 ounces

Task - Pour a gallon of lemon juice into your eyes.

Reward: Destroy your optic nerve.

Task: Get your tounge stuck to a flagpole during the summer.

Reward: Magnetize your toung or move to the Yukon.

Task: Creat a 2:1 scale model of the Mackinac Bridge using only Indian head pennys crushed by trains carrying toxic by-products from the manufacturing of the pennys.

Reward - One big ass bridge in the middle of nowhere for no reason.

Task - Kick a random kid in the shins.

Originally posted by Woodie Man

Reward: Have a possibly good time on Rattler.

Heh, considering you would pull like 3 lats[:p]

Reward: Get raped in jail serving your sentence for assault charges.

Task: Attempt to walk upright after you get out of jail.

Reward: Fall off a cliff.

Task: Survive your fall off the cliff.

Reward: YOur balls get cut off...

Task: Kiss your own butt cheek

Reward: Your butt cheek wants more and doesn't let go.

Task: Regurgitate a bowl of alphabet soup in the right order.

Reward: What the hell type of reward would you get for that?!?!?!?!?!!?!


(Next person post a good Task for me, i can't think of any!)

Reward - Help a toddler learn his ABC's.

Task - Lick the underside of a toilet seat at Wal-Mart.

Reward = Earn the respect and admiration of half its employees.

Task - Run for Governator of California.

Reward: Get terminated.

Task: Wear clothes made out of leftover soil n' green.