Scenes From a Hat

I saw this game one time on another site and said to myself that this game would be really fun to play here. Ok, the game is called "Scenes From A Hat". If any of you people watch the show "Who's Line is it Anyway", you know how to play. (I love that show) Anyways, the game is simple if you don't know how to play. Here is how you play. I will say a topic, and you people will have to reply to my topic with something funny.

Example: Topic = Bad things to say on a date with a hot girl.
Reply = That dress kinda makes you look fat. or, you're ugly.

Now I know my examples are not that great, but i'm not a comedian. Hope to here som funny stuff from you guys.

Here is the first topic.
Bad things to say on a date with a hot girl.

Want me to drop you back off at your corner when we're done?

Do you take credit cards?

You remind me of my dead x-girlfriend.

do i have to stay all night, or would this count as finishing the bet?

wow those look so fake (staring with funny face)

Well, here we go again...

Whoa! Look at that honey over there. She looks better than you! [:I]

So, when do you have to go back to the pole?

Youre better than my mom!

[gouldy]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez you're fat!

i love you soo much, its about time i found the right man.

Hmm im sensing new topic...

Things not to say in a gay bar!


Ring Me!

[Oscar]

Check Please!

slap me down one!

yeah, im single...

[Oscar]

I think I'm straight.
imagine them kicking yer ass. no offense to the gay people here, would be funny though if someone said that in a gay bar.

Hey!......where are all the hot chicks!?

Homosexuals are gay!

bottom

i dropped the soap

this is a gay bar, not a gay shower lol

i dropped a quarter

[Oscar]

I think Seuss is straight

Hahaha WWS.

When are the strippers getting here?!?

[look at the other guy up at the urinal]