The Community Vending Machine

[Dirk_Ermen]

playstation 3

put in halo and get...

A really cool looking fuel rod cannon.

Put in Mortal Kombat and get

a KO!!!

Put in my low 200 post count and get

A congratulations.

Put in Google and get

[Dirk_Ermen]

a googol of numbers

Put in your enemy and get...

A blue cow.

put in my annoying brother

and get food poisoning

Put in a used hypodermic needle

and get AIDs!

Put in a throwing star

and find yourself surrounded by ninjas.

Put in the ninjas and

get surrounded by throwing stars

Put in snakes on a plane and get

1 Samuel L Jackson

Put one Halo n00b in

And obtain an Xbox 720

Place a fried potato in the slot, and receive...

Lays with sunflower oil!

Put in sunflower seeds and get

Monkey poo with sunflower seeds in it

Put in green and get

a kid whose first rollercoaster had no banked turns, went 60 m.p.h and took thoes turns at that speed.

Put in juggling blocks.

Yellow!

Put in nasty 3 cheese pizza and get...


[BLECH]

Originally posted by B and M

a kid whose first rollercoaster had no banked turns, went 60 m.p.h and took thoes turns at that speed.

Put in juggling blocks.

Oh, it's on...

Put in cheese pizza and get green eggs and ham that are actually purple, but were barfed up by an australian rhino from Brazil, which is actually why bread was falling from the sky on the midget that was in the travelling circus while all the goats in Antarctica fainted when the duck got to 3,000 counted sheep during the Freezer Era where some people thought they had found the key to immortality, but it failed and proved a bunch of very stupid people wrong (thank you Bathroom Reader).

Put in a worm and get...

the early bird.

Put in 100 kg of Uranium

[Oscar]

get a slyrocketing vending machine
put in a mean fart in it and get...

biofuel.

Put in a used kleenex

[Oscar]

and get sars!
put in a bucket of water

[Dirk_Ermen]

and cause an machine error which lead to that the machine spits out various objects.

Put in a donation and get...

Originally posted by coasterguy77

Originally posted by B and M

a kid whose first rollercoaster had no banked turns, went 60 m.p.h and took thoes turns at that speed.

Put in juggling blocks.

Oh, it's on...

Put in cheese pizza and get green eggs and ham that are actually purple, but were barfed up by an australian rhino from Brazil, which is actually why bread was falling from the sky on the midget that was in the travelling circus while all the goats in Antarctica fainted when the duck got to 3,000 counted sheep during the Freezer Era where some people thought they had found the key to immortality, but it failed and proved a bunch of very stupid people wrong (thank you Bathroom Reader).

Put in a worm and get...

I'm not going to even try.

Put in a donation and get That same donation multipulied by one hundred thousand (100,000)

Put in a shotgun shell and get

a 50cal bullet

put yourself in and get...

[Dirk_Ermen]

stuck in the machine

Put in a B-day cake and get...