Throw a random object!

[Dirk_Ermen]

*sees hammer approaching and dodges it matrix style*

*throws some aged milk

*watches how cat drinks milk*

*throws a 20.000????????? laptop*

*catches and carefully sets down, and sells his on ebay, then buys a T-amp for his tower speakers and pays off his upcoming trip to San Antonio. Gives marcello a big hug*

*throws a granite cliff*

*Gets crushed by granite cliff*

*Throws tnt*

I catch tnt and it goes off in my hands and i am thrown by explosion.

What do you throw?

Himself. ^^^,

"catches B&M, Sells to an orphanage."

*Throws orphanage*

"accidentally (on purpace) misses the catch and lets it burn in the flames of the nazi opression headed by jayman"

*throws a boomerang*

*Watches boomerang hit someone riding a Boomerang in the face*.

*Throws a [stoning]*

Catches [stoning] and eats the stones.

Throws (launches) rpg.

*Dodges RPG Matrix style.*

Throws a flashbang.

catches flash bang and is instantly blinded by the blistering white light. Several minutes later, after regaining sight, i throw the NASA crawler.

Dodges NASA crawler, then realises all the parts can throw off of it

Throws NASA crawler wheel

catches the wheel and attaches it to a soap box derby racer

Throws a water ballon

Gets hit in the face with water balloon. It feels good in this heat.

Throws a glass of "lemonade"

Catches and drinks "lemonade," tastes bad, but feels great, man, I feel like I'm on the moon now, man.

Throws a tantrum.

Watches from about 5 feet away laughing

Throws a piece of candy at Thomas Kaira to make him shut up.

Dives Matrix-style in front of candy, catches in mouth.

*Fires bullet at an agent*

Dodges bullet by slipping on ice.

Throws a chipmunk.

Catches chipmunk....with his face.

*Throws contents of pockets while screaming in pain.*

Gets hit with change, lint, paper clips, and whatever the stereotype is for having crap in your pocket.

Throws a Vekoma SLC.

Screams out "OUCH!"

Picks SLC back up and throws using a slingshot.

Watches SLC land in perfectly set up unfinished footers, followed by cement trucks filling in the rest of the footers.

Throws a rock while on the SLC's lift peak.

[jayman]

catches rock, saving baby from otherwise inescapable death from thrown rock
drops rock and throws nasty amusement park nachos

*Gives nachos to the Skeleton on Lost Coaster of Superstition Mountain who always asks for them*
Throws Tigr'r