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Post March 5th, 2008, 12:33 am
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I think he has a bad haircut.

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:34 am
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He is the new symbol of gay pride.

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:36 am
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He is good at scamming.

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:38 am
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hes a burrito (tacos hella better)

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:39 am
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he wears scarfs

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:39 am
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He should cut another 200 dollars off the price.

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:47 am
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Because he looked like that in his younger years [lol]

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:50 am

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He smells like cheese

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What the??

Post March 5th, 2008, 1:12 am
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he eats smegma

Post March 5th, 2008, 1:58 am

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He creates pointless threads that have nothing to do with coasters...

oh wait. That's coasterkidmwm. My bad.

Post March 5th, 2008, 4:01 am

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Steve Jobs thinks everything in the world should start with "i"

When Steve Jobs buys anything, he gives the sales clerk 20% more money than the cost of the product. This is because he believes everything in life should cost more than its actual worth.

Post March 5th, 2008, 8:29 am

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Originally posted by minicoopertx

He creates pointless threads that have nothing to do with coasters..


He doesn't know what on earth an 'off-topic board' is for. Oh wait..

I love this thread. Keep the insults coming [:D]

Post March 5th, 2008, 8:53 am

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He thinks wearing skin tight clothes is appropriate, but really he has no idea that we can see that he has i-nipples

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He looks like he has never been laid.

Post March 5th, 2008, 9:38 am
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by a human being.

Post March 5th, 2008, 10:00 am

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Bill Gates > Steven Jobs

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:16 pm

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He has fake eyes!! Look they have an apple logo on them!

I-balls ha.


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Macbook Air. Enough said.

Post March 5th, 2008, 12:44 pm
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Bill Gates has been arrested before. That makes him hardcore. Steven Jobs is lame.

Post March 5th, 2008, 2:14 pm

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Steve Jobs smells.








I can even smell him all the way over here.

Post March 5th, 2008, 2:39 pm

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By the way, he has pancreatic cancer, although it is operable.

http://www.macnn.com/articles/08/03/05/ ... .a.secret/

Continue on.

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Still smells though

Post March 5th, 2008, 3:25 pm

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Yeah the cancer was definatly not the cause of the smell. He still smells like iCheese

Post March 5th, 2008, 4:18 pm
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Originally posted by TConwell

By the way, he has pancreatic cancer, although it is operable.

http://www.macnn.com/articles/08/03/05/ ... .a.secret/

Continue on.





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