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Post May 20th, 2010, 6:11 pm

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simple topic for you all to add to

every one has failed at some point or another so tell us about it so people can learn from it




my recent fail

dont drink 2 bottles of baileys or irish cream, when yoiu throw up in the night and dont flush the toilet its sticks to the bowl and forms a jelly which not only stinks but which is near imposiable to get off
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Post May 20th, 2010, 6:12 pm

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Nnnnaaaaaaaaaaassstttyyyyyyy.

I haven't failed recently :)
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Post May 20th, 2010, 6:15 pm

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mmm water

Post May 20th, 2010, 6:18 pm
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Originally posted by HazBruv

Nnnnaaaaaaaaaaassstttyyyyyyy.

I haven't failed recently :)


You have "iz it koz I iz black?" written in your sig, I'd say that's a fail [:P]

I have recently failed... erm.... nah, I have never failed at anything.

Post May 20th, 2010, 6:20 pm

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Ok, so my recent fail was I changed my sig to "Iz it koz I iz black" in leet speak :) I also changed all my bio stuff to Professional Troll.
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Post May 20th, 2010, 6:28 pm
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I noticed. You seem fairly amateur to me!

Post May 20th, 2010, 6:29 pm
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BOXED WINE HANGOVER = BAD
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Post May 20th, 2010, 6:52 pm

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My fail was when I was learning about Brigham Young in US History... When I first heard his name, I thought it was Bring'em Young because he lead many people out to Utah for sancturay and freedom of being Mormon.
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Post May 20th, 2010, 6:54 pm

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i fail on a daily basis.

Post May 20th, 2010, 6:56 pm

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^ Very true. Whether it's swatting something down when he's suppose to catch it, tripping, or anything else usually simple for anyone, Mike messes it up, haha. Sorry Mike. [lol]

I guess feel free to state anything you think I fail on, haha.

Post May 20th, 2010, 7:03 pm

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^ paying people back... oops,,, that slipped. Nothing personal.

Post May 20th, 2010, 7:10 pm

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^ Hey, Cody took longer.

Post May 20th, 2010, 7:33 pm

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actually cody is working to pay off the debt... you aren't.

Post May 20th, 2010, 8:36 pm
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Nobody wants to hear about your sex triangle
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Post May 20th, 2010, 8:43 pm
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Originally posted by gazag



dont drink 2 bottles of baileys or irish cream, get off
that right there is all you gotta say. who in the world would drink 1 bottle of irish cream let alone 2.. i have a "drinking problem" and i wouldn't even do that !

Post May 20th, 2010, 8:52 pm
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What were you drinking the Irish creme with? PS I forgot the name but the knockoff of Bailey's is significantly better and cheaper. IDK if the UK has it though.

This better have been a bachelor party experience or you getting dumped, because I can't think of any other reason to unload two bottles of Irish creme.
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Post May 20th, 2010, 10:00 pm
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Excessive smoking since I was 13. I'm 17 now and I have oral Cancer.

Post May 20th, 2010, 10:12 pm
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Post May 20th, 2010, 10:27 pm
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My recent fail was do a 20 page research paper a fe whours before it was due when we had all semester to do it. The good thing is, out of 450 points possible for the class, I got 441 so FTW!
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Post May 20th, 2010, 10:37 pm

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That's not much of a fail, now is it Oscar?

Post May 20th, 2010, 10:39 pm
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Post May 20th, 2010, 10:53 pm

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Originally posted by A7

Excessive smoking since I was 13. I'm 17 now and I have oral Cancer.
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Post May 20th, 2010, 10:59 pm
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Ask Oscar about the incident involving him, the midget and the transvestite hooker on I-Drive.
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Post May 20th, 2010, 11:56 pm
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Yeah he lost a ton of money that night
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Post May 21st, 2010, 5:13 am
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Originally posted by rcking04

Originally posted by A7

Excessive smoking since I was 13. I'm 17 now and I have oral Cancer.
[stoning]


I am serious.

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