paris hilton..

[jayman]

it depends.. i don't think she has too many christian republican fans so she doesn't have much to gain by finding jesus, the way rush limbaugh did when he got busted. i've got my money on cervical cancer..

i personally think that every news network and the rest of the media should stop telling us about her. nobody really cares, she hasn't contributed anything positive yet and she's a "stupid spoiled whore" (south park). the next time i hear about her on t.v. i hope it's because she's dead. and even then i only want to hear it once or twice, not ongoing for months like that whole anna nicole thing.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

I can't wait for her to either die of alcohol/drug poisoning or randomly discover jesus.

[lol]

Originally posted by SixFlagsFiesta

So the new tape will be called one night with soap in paris?

No, it will "One Night with Big Bertha in a Cell".

[jayman]

i'm sure that goes straight to dvd.

DVD? Shoot, we got live webcams for $19.95 a month.

[jayman]

whose "we"?

[Oscar]

Paris Hilton is like asbestos cancer or lung cancer that you can't get rid of! I passed by the twin towers during the day and there was paparazzi standing in the street peering into people's cars trying to see if it was someone important.

[jayman]

well well.. lookie what we have here.. the ozzies have pointed out something VERRRRRRY interestimg.... hmmmmm. .......... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21 ... 02,00.html

[Oscar]

I did not take anyone post out... feel free to repost it?

Lol.. I feel retarded i just found it..
haha..
my bad..

[jayman]

i was waiting for that, i was waiting to see when you'd figure out that it was on another page...

Dont hate on my stupidity.
god.

[Oscar]

jayman is probably high, he's usually very laid back, or he's not high and angry cuz he's not we call him lazy jay [:)]

She found God.
She wants to help the world... withe breast cancer... and some disease.
And she wants to build a Paris Hilton Playcenter.

(sorry if you knew this)

I don't know if this is true or not, but, yay(?)

Lmfao

[jayman]

hahahahhahhahahahahahahaa... nope.. sorry.. gotta stay in jail.. even
rev. al is being outspoken about this.. ooouuuhh yeah.. it gets good right about here.. she's full of crap. i'm actually feeling sorry for her a little... she's so stupid that she doesn't get it..
it's jail.. beeeatch!!!!!
i don't care what you do when your time is done but for now you're in JAIL! hahahaha
what she doesn't get is that for her it IS easy.. it's not the same kind of life ruining experience it is for others.. like, does her family get evicted because shes locked up and can't pay the rent? NO... is her car getting repossesed no.. is she gonna lose her job.. WHAT JOB? ha.. to her it's like a pimple..it'll pass.. and she doesn't get it .. she's trying to kiss ass her way out of this .. she's soo stupid and priveledged and coddled that she has no real concept of the real world..that's sad..

According to her, she feels "trapped in a cage".
^That's a direct quote from her.[:)]

[jayman]

too bad... i wonder if it's because of all the bars and stuff and the locks that they put on them..

[Oscar]

maybe she'll learn not to stuff her chihuahua in in her handbag...

[coolbeans326]

Hmm... isn't jail suppose to be... a cage?[lol]

When are they going to throw away the key?

I think Slap needs to be at the jail when they release her to take photos.

Originally posted by Iron Man

Paris is one of the least attractive people I know. Even just basing that off of looks. I can't stand her body. She's an anerexic, stuck up, good for nothing whore. Period. She has no redeeming qualities.
During dinner, my mother commented on her. She says, "Paris is out of jail already. Three whole days. Little *'nother name for a cat* *'nother name for a female dog* ." And normally she is quite a sweet woman. I guess people getting off easy their entire life, working for nothing that they have, and expecting everything to be handed to the on a silver platter makes her a bit mad.

I Aggree what makes Paris Hilton more important than any one else. What has she given to the world, besides the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"[8D]

Dude.
Dont hate On Paris.

Shes hott man dont be gayy.

[jayman]

see my post on other page... completely comfortable straight men have no reason to be obsessed with paris hilton in order to prove it.....[:O]