If this happened........topic

If slcs were smooth mind eraser would be one of my favorite rides


What if you went to heaven to find not a single rollercoaster there.

Tell God I am not worthy of heaven




If Top Thril Dragster was going to be dismantled to make room for Seasame Street themed kiddie area I would

send all the hippies in the world there by coach

what would you do if nemesis at alton towers was dismantled and melted to create an extended prifari dragon coaster

i would explode with rage and attack the nearest hippie.

if you got a complementary 3 year pass which lets you go on any ride at any theme park in the world when you want and just be able to walk in the exit and get on and it got torn you would...

Feed a squirrel.

If you ate a 3 course meal of fast food, drank a milk-shake, then went and rode a top spin that spun nonstop 30 times in a row you would...

Throw up (are you retarded?)

If GCI bought Intamin and ordered the construction of ONLY 110 ft. top-hat one trick ponies!

I would blow it off and continue hoping that Vekoma starts making megaloopers!!11!

If Gerstlauer started making "AmericaFighters" I would...

leave the united states.

if togo bought out intamin and started replacing intamin trains with crap togo trains i would...

Grow my hair out, grab a protest sign, stand out in front of Intamin headquarters singing "Give Peace a Chance", and then be crushed by gazag as he falls off of Kingda Ka.

If I had to choose between never being allowed to ride any coaster except "Manhattan Express", or never being allowed to watch anything except "Who's Your Caddy?" at the movies and on TV, I would...

Ride Manhattan Express.

If rollercoasters became alive and started walking around the planet destroying everything, what would you do?

Get on them, ride them, and then tame them.

If b and m stoped making floorlesses.

i dont care....id ride gerstlaurs.


if europe built a record breaking coaster(speed or height) i would...

Originally posted by thatoneband777

if europe built a record breaking coaster(speed or height) i would...

Make a re-creation in NoLimits and ride that because I don't have enough $ to travel to Europe [;)]

Ok, if Batman The Dark Knight got leveled in a tornado [:O] and Six Flags doesn't want to rebuild it [:(], you would...

Pick up the strewn steel pieces, melt them down and sell "coaster forks."

You go to a park. There is a Vekoma SLC on one side of the path and a Vekoma Boomerang on the other. The Boomerang has lapbar trains and the SLC has the new retrofitted trains to reduce headbanging. The Boomerang is blue and the SLC is red. You would eat what food item at this park...

i would eat an 18 inch pizza from costco(COSTCO YEEEEEEEEAH!) and go on both ride, but the boomerang first 'cus its red[:p]

if every six flags were to shut down and all the rides were deliberately melted down to make homes for small weevils(i dnt no why weevils) and then sum1 gets so upset they projectile vomit in ur face, what would u do aside from buy or eat a food item, or go wash urself off or not care?

Sue him...

What if Intamin would start making boring and monotonous rides? (B&M)

[Coasterkidmwm]

I wouldn't be very surprised.

What would you do if prohibition was put back into place?

[jayman]

save alot of money from not buying booze and get classier with the grass!
what if it gets all socialist and a bunch of shizheads institute socialized medicine, and they decide to get all uppity and deem rollercoasters dangerous to the public health and we have to have an armed stand off with the goverment at magic mountain ?

[Coasterkidmwm]

I'd be surprised we had a reason to bomb someone.

What would you do if you found out Hillary Clinton didn't have a penis?

id ride maverick yelling dont touch democrats.


what if they replaces all the intamin rockets with space mountain clones?

[jayman]

get pissed at them for not putting the money into collossus..
if magic mountain was smart and sold deja vu and hired gg to build a ride..

Be upset about Deja Vu because today with the ones in SFOG and SFGAM gone, it would be the last Deja vu to go.

If you were riding Magmum XL-200 and suddenly you threw up hot dogs, pizza, and funnel cakes on this hot chick, what would you do?

Point at a seagull flying by.

If you were forced to go on Grizzly at PGA..

I would wear a mouthguard...

If you applied for a "win your own coaster" sweepstakes, and you won, but you ended up with the red track from Windjammer Surf Racers...

You still got a coaster..

Your hat falls of when riding B:TR, what would you do?